Definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus

c'est la vie 

(Idiom) Literally translated, means "It is the life". Better translations lead to "That's life" or "it's life". Basically shut up and get over it, used as a puit down. The best retort to this is "C'est la guerre", which means "This is war".

*A and B find A's car being keyed by a person known to be a local trouble maker*

A: Damn that bastard! I'll kill him.

B: So what about your car, c'est la vie. He's just a kid anyway...

A: NON! *eyes go red* C'est la guerre!


B: *shits pants*

c'est la vie by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

O'clock 

a) The hour on a 12 hour clock.

b) The position of something to you, 12 O'clock being straight ahead, six being behind, 3 O'Clock 90 degrees clockwise and 9 being 90 degrees anti-clockwise.

The time is 9 O'clock (well, 21:29) and having found no good tv, I turned on the PC and defined this word and a half.



Charlie at five o'clock sir!

O'clock by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

free willy 

(n.) Japanese food, see whale of a time for a better definition

mmmm, whale.

free willy by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

boys' love 

Mixed with man love, creates NAMBLA

Man-boys' love

boys' love by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

Flagship 

(n.) The flagship of a fleet is usually the best-equipped, and most famous. The orders all come from there.

Taking out the flagship decreases morale greatly.

Flagship by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

bratmobile

(n.) A family sized car, typically driven by smug married new parents on the school run. Notoriusly bad drivers.

Stupid woman in her red X5/ML320 bratmobile

bratmobile by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

amazonian 

(n.) A tall, powerful woman.

The amazonian ate the nerd.

amazonian by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004