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viagra

a) n. a pill that causes hyperactivity in the male reproductive organs

b) n. a female with the same effect.
Your dad needs viagra to get on yo mama


<hot chick> is viagra.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 26, 2004
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billy-club

A phallus-shaped blunt object used for hitting people around the head.
That cop hit me with his billy-club, aw man does it hurt.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 14, 2006
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dirty weekend chic

Someone who is chic whilst looking as if they were about to go off for two days of getting boned the fuck out of.
The woman in the catsuit is a dirty weekend chic.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 23, 2004
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appeasement

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Appeasement is a stupid liberal idea that war can be prevented by giving the enemy what it wants to start with. basically, save them the trouble by pussying around.
"An appeaser is one who feeds a lion, hoping it will eat him last"

--Winston Churchill
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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third world

Contrary to the poison jb be preachin', many of the third world, or ledc as they are now known were not part of any european empires. Take a look at central and eastern asia, par example.


Also, the countries that were conquested were left in no worse condition than found. Full of tribal conflicts and such. Some, particularly the ones that were released early have done well.

Might also be worth reminding users that south america was once part of a poorly executed empire started by the usa a little over a century ago.
Third world countries such as south africa, the united states, canada, greenland, austrailia and nz can blame thier fortunes on Europe.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 7, 2004
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contribution

(n.) Selling price minus cost of production. The contribution goes first to paying off overheads, then to profit
We have It costs £40 to make, and we sell for £55. That gives us £15 contribution. This goes to paying off our electricity (actually semi-variable)
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004
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still got my looks

What people say when starting a financial recovery. See economic resurgence. It is customary for someone to then ram a steam iron accross the speaker's face and say "Oh yeah?", before engaging in a fight.
Well, at least I've still got my looks.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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