Definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus

You'll regret the day you were born 

(Idiom) I'm going to make your life so bad you'll wish it never started.

Elitist's mother has been saying "You'll regret the day you were born" ever since she gave birth to him in a barn.

You'll regret the day you were born by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

credit 

(n.) An allowance of money. Giving a person or organisation credit makes them a debtor, and you, thier creditor.

We are £40,000 in credit with you.

credit by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

Ask Jeeves 

(n.) The most fucked search engine ever. Typing in the word will bring up page upon page of irrelevant crap, all pertaining to the same subject. the sex.com search engine is more likely to give you the answers you need. Jeeves has an annoying tendancy to hide the most popular and information-filled results several pages back while giving you fanboy websites and advertisements that merely mention the subject first.

I hate ask.co.uk


I shall hit it with my hating stick.

Ask Jeeves by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

Bortsi 

(n.) Bulgarian for "Thick-necked". A Bortsi is a bodygaurd, bouncer, bailiff and personal police officer all in one. Since the fall of communism, Bulgaria has been plagued by mafia dealings, and the hard-nosed businessmen have been forced to hire thick-necked bortsi.

Out of the bulet-proof Bulgarian registered Range rover came a real estate guy and three Bortsi.

Bortsi by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

yummy 

(adj.) delicious

(adj.) attractive prospective sexual partner


(Retort) To any instructive insult involving eating or licking, the sarcastic reply of "yummy" may be used.

Cakes are yummy


I am yummy, come and get me girls.


A: Eat shit and die

B: yummy

A: Choke on a dick

B: yummy!

yummy by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

squealing like a virgin 

(v.) To be driving into corners too fast, and giving tire-squeal.

I was squealing like a virgin through the wide corners, because I approached from the inside.

squealing like a virgin by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

knock for knock 

(Legal Idiom) The fault and consequences are bourne equally by all present parties.

My decision on the accident was knock for knock.

knock for knock by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004