Definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus

Harpee 

(n.) Creature from greek mythology. It had the head of a woman atop a winge'd body.

My old chemistry teacher was very deaf, old, bitchy, and queen of the harpees.

Harpee by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

fake the funk 

(v.) To act with a false ethos surrounding oneself in an attempt to win respect from a certain influential party.


Antonym: Keep it real

I strongly suspect butt licka to be a white boy fakin the funk.

fake the funk by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

cum toothpaste 

(v.) To attempt to spit after fellatio, but instead firing it on ones teeth on the way out, leaving it all over the mouth.

Butt licka uses cum toothpaste for a good brush!


His brush of choice? Why, it's the one with a fleshy handle and fuzz on the other end!

cum toothpaste by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

tap a milf 

(v.) To impress a milf so much that she actually will fuck you.

I'm in the process of tapping three milf, . It's working on one, sorta working on another, and falling flat on the youngest.

tap a milf by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

rouse de guerre 

(n.) Military term for pretending to be wounded enemy soldiers to get into a fortress. This usually will then lead to the soldiers taking up arms before the entrance closes and allowing hidden soldiers to storm ahead in while the entrance is held open

A: The emporer would never stand for this trickery!


B: Perfectly acceptable m'am. Called a rouse de guerre

rouse de guerre by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

eye of the tiger

(n.) A song by a 70's/80's band called "Survivor", made infamous by being the training song for the Rocky movies. One of the greatest/cheesiest songs ever, with an instantly recognisable guitar intro.


(n.) To have complete focus on becoming the best fighter/hunter.

Risin' up, back on the street
Did my time, took my chances
Went the distance now I'm back on my feet
Just a man and his will to survive
So many times it happens too fast
You trade your passion for glory
Don't lose your grip on the dreams of the past
You must fight just to keep them alive

It's the eye of the tiger
i'm feeling so good
Rising up to the challenge of our rival
And the last known survivor
Stalks his prey in the night
And he's watching us all
With the eye of the tiger

Face to face, out in the heat
Hangin' tough, stayin' hungry
They stack the odds still we take to the street
For the kill, with the skill to survive

It's the eye of the tiger
i'm feeling so good
Rising up to the challenge of our rival
And the last known survivor
Stalks his prey in the night
And he's watching us all
With the eye of the tiger

Risin' up, straight to the top
Had the guts, got the glory
Went the distance, now I'm not gonna stop
Just a man and his will to survive....


It's the eye of the tiger
It's the thrill of the fight
Rising up to the challenge of our rival
And the last known survivor
Stalks his prey in the night
And he's watching us all
With the eye of the tiger
The eye of the tiger
The eye of the tiger
The eye of the tiger
The eye of the tiger!

eye of the tiger by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

Up shit creek without a paddle 

(Idiom) To be in an undesirable situation*.

*Elitist would actually enjoy this.

Up shit creek without a paddle by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004