Kung-Fu Jesus's definitions

Argos

(n.) British chain of GUS-owned shops selling a shitload of stuff, most of which you can get cheaper or better elsewhere. Britains' largest toy supplier. Also a fairly good place to buy freeweights from. See barbell.

I own many weights from Argos, and even bought my weight-bench there.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 4, 2004

miramax fuck

One who works for miramax films.

All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our shit, then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Then you're all you motherfucks are next. Love...

...Jay and Silent Bob.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 25, 2004

run in

(v.) To use a new example of machinery at a low pace to allow the parts to wear into each other.

Run this car in by keeping it under 6,000 rpm for 1,000 miles.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 5, 2004

e-gazump

(v.) (electronic gazumping) The act of sneakily outbidding someone on a timed internet auction. To e-gazump on e-bay, it is advised you wait until there is a mere 60 seconds left to bid (Refresh the page with the F5 button until you see the clock hit under 1 min) then place your bid. You should still have 10-20 seconds left when finished, which is usually not enough time for any other bidders to gazump you, since it is a timed auction.

Motherfucker! I got e-gazumped for a toilet seat that John Lennon used in 1978. The guy who wanted also placed a bid for the jar of Tom Cruise's snot and a SNES. I think I'll push the bidding up on those and spam his email addy.

by kung-fu jesus September 25, 2004

pfizer

The company that makes viagra

I phoned pfizer to see if I could buy some viagra

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

far right

In common useage, this refers to political parties that are facist leaning and deeply conservative. They are almost always slaughtered by the politically correct liberal idiots in the press and called Nazis, whether or not they actually practise any form of racism. The fear of what fascism has done in the past (ignoring the fact that governments fulfilling the definition of fascism include monarchies of mighty countries) has softened many media tools to believe that far right automatically means evil and bad.

There is no such thing as a good leftist.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 7, 2004

rainbow

The line that separates gay people from straight people

Somewhere over the rainbow David Furnish and Elton John are Furnishing a John-hole

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 22, 2004