Definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus

there's no i in team 

A phrase used to remind a glory boy that trying to selfishly do something for personal gain while ignoring the other team members is counter-productive.

There's no I in team, but there's an m and an e!

there's no i in team by Kung-Fu Jesus May 16, 2004

glory boy

(n.) One who selfishly acts of his own accord in a team activity, used mostly in a sporting sense.

He's a good football player, but he ignores pleas to pass. He's such a glory boy.

glory boy by Kung-Fu Jesus May 16, 2004

usm 

Abbreviation for "Unstoppable sex machine", as in "Carter: The unstoppable sex machine"

The only living boy in new cross

usm by Kung-Fu Jesus May 16, 2004

dropped 

(past v.) To be removed from the active roster. This can apply to music artists, sport stars etc.

He is dropped


That band is dropped.

dropped by Kung-Fu Jesus May 16, 2004

mushroomhead 

(n.) A person with a forehead disproportional in size to thier jaw, thus giving th appearance that thier head is mushroom shaped. This leads people to believe that the band are fans of Quentin Tarantino.

Quentin Tarantino is quite the mushroomhead, is he not?

mushroomhead by Kung-Fu Jesus May 15, 2004

mushroom 

(n.) Fungus that appears between hordes of dancing badgers that appear from nowhere. After fives sets of "mushroom mushroom", a snake is brought in to give the mushrooms a rest. The whole process repeats over and over.


(abbr.) Mushroom cloud, the shape of smoke from atomic or nuclear bombing.


(n.) a person with a large forehead, dispropotinal to the jaw and lower face.

I was going to post about badgers, but that word is mentioned enough in other definitions



Quentin Tarantino is a mushroom

mushroom by Kung-Fu Jesus May 15, 2004

all fours 

(n.) One's hands and knees/legs (delete as applicable)

She was searching for the condom on all fours without her glass, when barry couldn't wait anymore and gave it to her indabutt

all fours by Kung-Fu Jesus May 15, 2004