fonzie

(n.) A 30 year old man who hangs around with teenagers who think he's cool.

(n.) A type of haircut resembling that of the tv guy.

The Fonz looks old. What is he, 30?

by Kung-Fu Jesus July 21, 2004

bloodbath

Any conflict (level is irrelevant) that formates into seemingly grauitous violence.

The greatest bloodbath in human history was the Battle of the Somme, in world war one.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

viagra

a) n. a pill that causes hyperactivity in the male reproductive organs

b) n. a female with the same effect.

Your dad needs viagra to get on yo mama


<hot chick> is viagra.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 26, 2004

still got my looks

What people say when starting a financial recovery. See economic resurgence. It is customary for someone to then ram a steam iron accross the speaker's face and say "Oh yeah?", before engaging in a fight.

Well, at least I've still got my looks.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

Royalties

(n.) Fees paid to a copyright owner for use of thier material.

That guy demands 10% of the turnover in royalties to use his shitty music.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

ancient

Old, beyond any living memory. Also a first name or nickname. Used in shakespeare's play Henry V to refer to something risqué or funny.

Anchient Pistol, ye, dog!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

danger! high voltage!

Electric six's song with a funny video.

When we touch...and when we kiss.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 19, 2004