Kung-Fu Jesus's definitions

badgerbadgerbadger

Now has another parody- footballbadgers.com

footie footie footie footie footie footie ENGLAND ENGLAND!

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 7, 2004

Styx

a) 1980's soft-rock band, much hated.

b) In Greek mythology, the river Styx was gaurded by Charon, and marked the way to either elysium, Tartarus or some grey fields with the pool of Lethe (From which the word lethargy is derived)

When you cross the river Styx, you shall hear music by Styx, and then you know that you're in hell.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

boot sex

Thwe act of sticking ones penis in a doctor martins boot.

OMGWTFBBQ BOOTSEKS!!!!11SHlFT

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 8, 2004

Better than Xmph

(v.) To be travelling faster than said speed. See mph

You can think of your own example, lazy bums. I don't work for free all the time.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004

land rover

The origianal SUV, since willy's Jeep was just a car without a roof or doors.

70% of all land rovers/range rovers made since 1955 are still in use.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

an historic

How the BBC pronounces "a historic", because an historic is actually the correct pronounciation.

The joining of these countries into the EU is an historic event.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

Queensberry Rules

See Marquis of Queensberry Rules

We shall fight be queensbury rules

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 14, 2004