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Definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus

(v.) To decrease quality, usually refering to a dress code.
For more information, see Pikey, Ireland, Gypsie, Old spice.
pikeyfy by Kung-Fu Jesus June 6, 2004
(n.) Bottled bath water. Sold to men who live with thier mothers.


(n.) The sixth spice girl. Rumoured to really be Margaret Thatcher.
old spice by Kung-Fu Jesus June 6, 2004
The universal source of evil, a scapegoat.
They want me to go to war, they want my taxes, they want my car, they want me to stop using my car and buy some japanese 1000 mpg ugly pos.
they by Kung-Fu Jesus June 6, 2004

bushkraut 

(n.) A german who speaks english in an austrailian-german style accent. Funny to listen to.
Hey, check out the bushkraut over there selling maps.
bushkraut by Kung-Fu Jesus June 6, 2004

golden bear 

Jack Nichalus, some old golfer guy who plays in senior competitions and lends his name to videogames.
Golden bear 386 for Mac
golden bear by Kung-Fu Jesus June 6, 2004

scapegoat 

(n.) A scapegoat is an event person or object that is used to lay the blame on for all that goes wrong, regardless of the contributions of others. This will usually carry on until the scapegoat has gone, or has managed to successfully defend itself against the arguements presented to it.

The word comes from Judaism. During mass reconciliation the rabbi would bring a goat to the alter. The sins of the people would be absorbed into the goat, and it would then be killed, its' blood staining the alter until cleansed. This is what Jesus Christ reflected in his crucifixion, being a scapegoat.


(v.) to make the scapegoat
I will not be made a scapegoat.


To be a scapegoat is to take heat.


Scapegoat was often burned, but sometimes the poor stole it and ate it.
scapegoat by Kung-Fu Jesus June 6, 2004

tyre kicker

(n.) A person who appears interested in buying your car, but on the day displays any of the following traits.

• Does not show up
• Does not bring money
• Kicks the tyres and complains about even the most minor faults
• Seems to know barely anything about the car
• Offers stupid money (a large amount either side of what you expected)
• Keeps asking if he can part exchange his rusty old Ford for your car, not wondering why anyone wouldn't want it
• Assumes the car is in fine working condition just by kicking the tyres
• Tries to drive a restoration project dozens of miles home with him.
• Asks questions repeatedly, specifically ones mentioned in adevertising the car
• Gets the manufacturers' name wrong
• Asks if you are willing to transport the car without charge.
• Makes a bid for a car placed on ebay or similar without any positive feedback
• Dresses up as, or asserts that they are a priest or mulla in an attempt to pay less for the car
• Is a young driver who just passed his test looking to buy a cheap old car, rice it up, and show off to thier friends. Quite likely to wreck it in a month.
If selling an old or rare car on ebay, it is advisable to warn tyre kickers from bidding.
tyre kicker by Kung-Fu Jesus June 6, 2004