Pimp-mobile

The type of poor-quality big-ass car driven by a pimp. Unless he's vietnamese of course. Vietnamese pimps ride motorcycles, it's in Full Metal Jacket if you don't believe me...
Sucky sucky ten dolla, gotta save me, buy reel big pimp-mobile! Ya, love you long time so I get caddy!
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004
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Jesus tits

(Idiom) Exclaimation. One step up from Jesus H Christ, but not quiote jesus fucking kike. The word tits is usually emphasised, while jesus may be elongated or contracted, depending on personal preference.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 05, 2004
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Olympic torch

(n.) something that cannot be destroyed. Has indefatiguability.
The US economy is a pseudo-olympic torch, and has only enjoyed about about a decade of not faltering since becoming the world richest economy. This was around the time its citizens started to bullshit themselves thinking they saved the world from speaking German.


Fun fact: Hitler would have allowed all of the countries to the west of Germany he attacked world war two to continue speaking thier own languages should he have won. He also would have taken back the money that the united states practically stole from Britain and helped the crippled economy. He saw Britain as the best country in the world besides Germany and his native Austria, and saw the united states as a financial joke.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 05, 2004
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crack your ass

To ream the person to which you speak.
I'm gonna whoop out the daddy dick and crack your ass!
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
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Take up arms

(v.) to arm oneself or a group to attack a force.
The militia took up arms against the invaders.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 03, 2004
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Goddamnable

(adj.) Something that is very sorry, and hated by many.
Goddamnable feminazis.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 08, 2004
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