Definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus

balls of steel 

Courageous, manly.

*reaches down*


CLANG CLANG!

balls of steel by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

lidl 

The pikiest supermarket in the history of pikeydom. The place where you dare your friends to buy stuff from and walk around with the bag on show to everyone.

The typical Lidl customer keeps the bags and wears them as clothes. Worse than Asda, somerfield and iceland put toghether. The car park is full of old fiesta's and C-reg Peugeot 205's.

lidl by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

a hearty "fuck you" 

Smug insult. It shows that the author/speaker is not worried by his opponents.

And gumba gave a hearty "fuck you" to his haters.

a hearty "fuck you" by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

slow clap

Sacastic clap, often becomes a standing ovation. See golf clap

After the guy finished his speach he was sweating like a pig. To really rub it in we gave him a slow clap. When he finally got it over with he got a standing ovation.

slow clap by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

playing hard to get 

When a prospective sexual partner knows that you are seeking thier attention, they will do all they can to throw you off, so that you will have to do something seriously impressive to get thier attention. The two best tactics against this are to either completely ignore them or appear oblivious to the fact they are playing hard to get.

She's playing hard to get and keeps ignoring me.

playing hard to get by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

internet protocol 

ISP given identity, consisting of four 1-3 digit numbers 0-255.

All Ip's range 0.0.0.0-255.255.255.255

internet protocol by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

bloodbath 

Any conflict (level is irrelevant) that formates into seemingly grauitous violence.

The greatest bloodbath in human history was the Battle of the Somme, in world war one.

bloodbath by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004