Definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus

pringle tube 

A penis of equal size to a pringle can.

I have a pringle tube.

pringle tube by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

wings 

a) A band with ex-beatle Paul McCartney
b) One's ability to fly aircraft or helicopters
c) arms perpendicular to the body that allow something to fly

a) wings suck
b) get your wings!
c) aeroplane without wings?!?!?!?!

wings by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

old as the hills 

an (n.) that is very old indeed. Often used for exaggerations.

You're as old as the hills.

old as the hills by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

woman of the town 

A prostitute, as seen in JB Priestly's "An inspector calls"

Yo mama a woman of the town.

woman of the town by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

ancient

Old, beyond any living memory. Also a first name or nickname. Used in shakespeare's play Henry V to refer to something risqué or funny.

Anchient Pistol, ye, dog!

ancient by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

b/d 

Brought down

Balance b/d

b/d by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

c/f 

Carried forward

Balance c/f

c/f by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004