Swelce

The celebrity couple name of Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift just in case they start dating

I saw Swelce shopping at T.J. Maxx by the Galleria the other day. They really went to shit.

by Kung Fu Jimmy September 25, 2023

Hurterer

Person who commits hurt but not quite murder.

Rachel ran over her ex best friend for stealing her husband. She would be a murderer but her victim didn't die so she's just a hurterer.

by Kung Fu Jimmy August 29, 2019

Corona Baby

Child conceived during the self-quarantine of 2020

Tuck was born just before Christmas of 2020 so he's probably a Corona baby.

by Kung Fu Jimmy March 14, 2020

SICU

Realistic internet abbreviation for sitting in chair unimpressed. When users type LOL, ROFL and LMFAO they are more often than not just SICU.

My boss commented ROLFcopter on a co-worker's Instagram post. But when I looked over he was just SICU

by Kung Fu Jimmy March 02, 2020

SICU

Realistic internet abbreviation for sitting in chair unimpressed. When users type LOL, ROFL and LMFAO they are more often than not just SICU.

My boss commented ROLFcopter on a co-worker's Instagram post. But when I looked over he was just SICU

by Kung Fu Jimmy March 02, 2020

Monsplaining

The explanation or of something by a Rastafarian, typically to a non-Rastafarian, in a manner regarded as condescending or patronizing.

Lionel Joseph told me all about the 12 Tribes of Israel like I'm a fucking idiot, I hate monsplaining.

by Kung Fu Jimmy October 03, 2021

Hammiston

The celebrity pairing of Jon Hamm and Jennifer Aniston. I said it first!

Hammiston showed up at the bliddidy blah awards looking sharp as a tack.

by Kung Fu Jimmy August 27, 2022