21 definitions by Kung Fu Jimmy

Halfy Birthday

Pleasantry phrase which expresses a wish for an enjoyable half birthday.

Halfy Birthday, dear Maureen.
Halfy Birthday to you!

by Kung Fu Jimmy April 25, 2022

Uproarious laughter at otherwise unfunny situations or humor resulting from being hungover.

Well, the phrase "butt clump" was funny at brunch but I think we all had a case of the Sunday sillies.

by Kung Fu Jimmy October 7, 2017

by Kung Fu Jimmy March 10, 2021

Child conceived during the self-quarantine of 2020

Tuck was born just before Christmas of 2020 so he's probably a Corona baby.

by Kung Fu Jimmy March 14, 2020

Term reserved mostly for gay, adopted, pastry delivery drivers who have women's names, bikini briefs and chronic plumber's crack,

Your parents gave you up because you are a pastry delivery driving, woman's name having, bikini brief wearing plumber's crack haver you fuck dork!

by Kung Fu Jimmy April 25, 2009

The celebrity couple name of Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift just in case they start dating.

Saw Traylor at Taco Bell last Sunday. They eat was too much ground beef.

by Kung Fu Jimmy September 25, 2023

Dancer's garment so tight it restricts blood flow to the genitals

Rick is unable to sire children after his performance in the eunuchtard.

by Kung Fu Jimmy April 25, 2022