Kung Fu Jimmy's definitions

Trish

A Trish describes a middle-aged women who is perceived as obnoxious, angry, and entitled, who, unlike a Karen, operates behind the scenes with a strongly worded email or clandestine social media campaign. A more cowardly Karen

She wrote an email to the PR department claiming she was a lawyer and the company got scared and pulled Harry Potter off the shelves. She's such a Trish.

by Kung Fu Jimmy September 18, 2025

Brisqué

Sexually suggestive, yet sharply cold like a glimpse of an ice molded dildo.

Natasha's erect nipples protruded through her shirt after retrieving a Popsicle. It was very brisqué.

by Kung Fu Jimmy January 4, 2025

Corona Baby

Child conceived during the self-quarantine of 2020

Tuck was born just before Christmas of 2020 so he's probably a Corona baby.

by Kung Fu Jimmy March 14, 2020

Irregulars

People who don't frequent an establishment often

I don't know these idiots. They're all irregulars.

by Kung Fu Jimmy July 11, 2024

Hammiston

The celebrity pairing of Jon Hamm and Jennifer Aniston. I said it first!

Hammiston showed up at the bliddidy blah awards looking sharp as a tack.

by Kung Fu Jimmy August 26, 2022

Juggling

A baby juggalo

My oh my, what an adorable little juggling.

by Kung Fu Jimmy February 21, 2020

Pillow is always cooler

A metaphor expressing regret or perhaps envy when another situation is perceived to be better when in all likelihood those in the other situation feel the same way about yours. Short for "The pillow is always cooler on the other side".

Debbie says she wishes she wasn't barren and I hate my kids with seeing intensity. I guess the pillow is always cooler on the other side.

by Kung Fu Jimmy September 13, 2022