Kung Fu Jimmy's definitions

longest-gevity

Having the greatest amount of longevity. Accidentally coined by Jim Jeffries

Ted Danson has the longest-gevity of any American sitcom star, he's been on sitcoms for over 50 years

by Kung Fu Jimmy August 13, 2025

Halfy Birthday

Pleasantry phrase which expresses a wish for an enjoyable half birthday.

Halfy Birthday, dear Maureen.
Halfy Birthday to you!

by Kung Fu Jimmy April 24, 2022

Herd Therapy

Herd therapy occurs when a large enough portion of a population undergoes therapy or counseling and thereafter has the tools and vocabulary to aid those around them who haven't gone to therapy.

As a person who's never seen a therapist, Rick certainly is in touch with his emotions. Perhaps it's because everyone around him has. He's undergone herd therapy.

by Kung Fu Jimmy September 9, 2025

Jesus Freaky

When born-again Christians exhibit unusually depraved sexual behavior stemming from their sexual repression.

Rick is all straight laced and likes sports and all that but behind closed doors, he loves getting pegged because he's Jesus Freaky.

by Kung Fu Jimmy December 7, 2023

Hurterer

Person who commits hurt but not quite murder.

Rachel ran over her ex best friend for stealing her husband. She would be a murderer but her victim didn't die so she's just a hurterer.

by Kung Fu Jimmy August 29, 2019

Trish

A Trish describes a middle-aged women who is perceived as obnoxious, angry, and entitled, who, unlike a Karen, operates behind the scenes with a strongly worded email or clandestine social media campaign. A more cowardly Karen

She wrote an email to the PR department claiming she was a lawyer and the company got scared and pulled Harry Potter off the shelves. She's such a Trish.

by Kung Fu Jimmy September 18, 2025

Swelce

The celebrity couple name of Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift just in case they start dating

I saw Swelce shopping at T.J. Maxx by the Galleria the other day. They really went to shit.

by Kung Fu Jimmy September 25, 2023