Kung Fu Jimmy's definitions

Herd Therapy

Herd therapy occurs when a large enough portion of a population undergoes therapy or counseling and thereafter has the tools and vocabulary to aid those around them who haven't gone to therapy.

As a person who's never seen a therapist, Rick certainly is in touch with his emotions. Perhaps it's because everyone around him has. He's undergone herd therapy.

by Kung Fu Jimmy September 9, 2025

Brisqué

Sexually suggestive, yet sharply cold like a glimpse of an ice molded dildo.

Natasha's erect nipples protruded through her shirt after retrieving a Popsicle. It was very brisqué.

by Kung Fu Jimmy January 4, 2025

Corona Baby

Child conceived during the self-quarantine of 2020

Tuck was born just before Christmas of 2020 so he's probably a Corona baby.

by Kung Fu Jimmy March 14, 2020

Juggling

A baby juggalo

My oh my, what an adorable little juggling.

by Kung Fu Jimmy February 21, 2020

Hammiston

The celebrity pairing of Jon Hamm and Jennifer Aniston. I said it first!

Hammiston showed up at the bliddidy blah awards looking sharp as a tack.

by Kung Fu Jimmy August 26, 2022

Irregulars

People who don't frequent an establishment often

I don't know these idiots. They're all irregulars.

by Kung Fu Jimmy July 11, 2024

Pillow is always cooler

A metaphor expressing regret or perhaps envy when another situation is perceived to be better when in all likelihood those in the other situation feel the same way about yours. Short for "The pillow is always cooler on the other side".

Debbie says she wishes she wasn't barren and I hate my kids with seeing intensity. I guess the pillow is always cooler on the other side.

by Kung Fu Jimmy September 13, 2022