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Fuck Dork

Term reserved mostly for gay, adopted, pastry delivery drivers who have women's names, bikini briefs and chronic plumber's crack,
Your parents gave you up because you are a pastry delivery driving, woman's name having, bikini brief wearing plumber's crack haver you fuck dork!
by Kung Fu Jimmy April 25, 2009
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Halfy Birthday

Pleasantry phrase which expresses a wish for an enjoyable half birthday.
Halfy Birthday, dear Maureen.
Halfy Birthday to you!
by Kung Fu Jimmy April 24, 2022
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Gaslightning

A form of intimidation or psychological abuse, sometimes called Ambient Abuse where false information is presented to the victim, making them doubt their own memory, perception and quite often, their sanity. Often erroneously called "gaslighting". The classic example of gaslightning is to switch something around on someone that you know they're sure to notice, but then deny knowing anything about it, and to explain that they "must be imagining things" when they challenge these changes.

A more psychological definition of gaslightning is "an increasing frequency of systematically withholding factual information from, and/or providing false information to, the victim - having the gradual effect of making them anxious, confused, and less able to trust their own memory and perception.
My husband tricked me into thinking it was called gaslighting when it's actually called gaslightning
by Kung Fu Jimmy December 20, 2022
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Juggling

My oh my, what an adorable little juggling.
by Kung Fu Jimmy February 21, 2020
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Hammiston

The celebrity pairing of Jon Hamm and Jennifer Aniston. I said it first!
Hammiston showed up at the bliddidy blah awards looking sharp as a tack.
by Kung Fu Jimmy August 26, 2022
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Irregulars

People who don't frequent an establishment often
I don't know these idiots. They're all irregulars.
by Kung Fu Jimmy July 11, 2024
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Pillow is always cooler

A metaphor expressing regret or perhaps envy when another situation is perceived to be better when in all likelihood those in the other situation feel the same way about yours. Short for "The pillow is always cooler on the other side".
Debbie says she wishes she wasn't barren and I hate my kids with seeing intensity. I guess the pillow is always cooler on the other side.
by Kung Fu Jimmy September 13, 2022
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