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Pillow is always cooler

A metaphor expressing regret or perhaps envy when another situation is perceived to be better when in all likelihood those in the other situation feel the same way about yours. Short for "The pillow is always cooler on the other side".
Debbie says she wishes she wasn't barren and I hate my kids with seeing intensity. I guess the pillow is always cooler on the other side.
by Kung Fu Jimmy September 13, 2022
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Halfy Birthday

Pleasantry phrase which expresses a wish for an enjoyable half birthday.
Halfy Birthday, dear Maureen.
Halfy Birthday to you!
by Kung Fu Jimmy April 24, 2022
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Fuck Dork

Term reserved mostly for gay, adopted, pastry delivery drivers who have women's names, bikini briefs and chronic plumber's crack,
Your parents gave you up because you are a pastry delivery driving, woman's name having, bikini brief wearing plumber's crack haver you fuck dork!
by Kung Fu Jimmy April 25, 2009
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longest-gevity

Having the greatest amount of longevity. Accidentally coined by Jim Jeffries
Ted Danson has the longest-gevity of any American sitcom star, he's been on sitcoms for over 50 years
by Kung Fu Jimmy August 13, 2025
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Gaslightning

A form of intimidation or psychological abuse, sometimes called Ambient Abuse where false information is presented to the victim, making them doubt their own memory, perception and quite often, their sanity. Often erroneously called "gaslighting". The classic example of gaslightning is to switch something around on someone that you know they're sure to notice, but then deny knowing anything about it, and to explain that they "must be imagining things" when they challenge these changes.

A more psychological definition of gaslightning is "an increasing frequency of systematically withholding factual information from, and/or providing false information to, the victim - having the gradual effect of making them anxious, confused, and less able to trust their own memory and perception.
My husband tricked me into thinking it was called gaslighting when it's actually called gaslightning
by Kung Fu Jimmy December 20, 2022
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SICU

Realistic internet abbreviation for sitting in chair unimpressed. When users type LOL, ROFL and LMFAO they are more often than not just SICU.
My boss commented ROLFcopter on a co-worker's Instagram post. But when I looked over he was just SICU
by Kung Fu Jimmy March 2, 2020
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Gynormous

An oversized or larger than normal vagina.
by Kung Fu Jimmy March 10, 2021
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