Kung Fu Jimmy's definitions

Hammiston

The celebrity pairing of Jon Hamm and Jennifer Aniston. I said it first!

Hammiston showed up at the bliddidy blah awards looking sharp as a tack.

by Kung Fu Jimmy August 26, 2022

Pillow is always cooler

A metaphor expressing regret or perhaps envy when another situation is perceived to be better when in all likelihood those in the other situation feel the same way about yours. Short for "The pillow is always cooler on the other side".

Debbie says she wishes she wasn't barren and I hate my kids with seeing intensity. I guess the pillow is always cooler on the other side.

by Kung Fu Jimmy September 13, 2022

Juggling

A baby juggalo

My oh my, what an adorable little juggling.

by Kung Fu Jimmy February 21, 2020

Crackima

Harmony Chapman's home town

Harmony loves her Crackima home.

by Kung Fu Jimmy May 6, 2012

Ultinym

A nickname or abbreviation shortened from the latter half of a name or word. Like "Topher" for Christopher, "Za" for Pizza and "Bert" for Robert

I just call him "Xander" Haig which is an ultinym for Alexander since we're such close pals.

by Kung Fu Jimmy February 21, 2020

hammerspoon

The celebrity couple name of Jon Hamm and Reese Witherspoon just in case they start dating.

Hammerspoon made a rare public appearance this week.

by Kung Fu Jimmy November 9, 2022

Traylor

The celebrity couple name of Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift just in case they start dating.

Saw Traylor at Taco Bell last Sunday. They eat was too much ground beef.

by Kung Fu Jimmy September 25, 2023