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Definitions by Kung Fu Jimmy

The celebrity couple name of Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift just in case they start dating.
Saw Traylor at Taco Bell last Sunday. They eat was too much ground beef.
Traylor by Kung Fu Jimmy September 25, 2023
The celebrity couple name of Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift just in case they start dating
I saw Swelce shopping at T.J. Maxx by the Galleria the other day. They really went to shit.
Swelce by Kung Fu Jimmy September 25, 2023

Boom Boom Beans

Urban slang for Viagra or any variety of erectile dysfunction/enhancement pills.
Hey, my girl is gonna be here in 15 minutes, anybody got any boom boom beans?

Gaslightning 

A form of intimidation or psychological abuse, sometimes called Ambient Abuse where false information is presented to the victim, making them doubt their own memory, perception and quite often, their sanity. Often erroneously called "gaslighting". The classic example of gaslightning is to switch something around on someone that you know they're sure to notice, but then deny knowing anything about it, and to explain that they "must be imagining things" when they challenge these changes.

A more psychological definition of gaslightning is "an increasing frequency of systematically withholding factual information from, and/or providing false information to, the victim - having the gradual effect of making them anxious, confused, and less able to trust their own memory and perception.
My husband tricked me into thinking it was called gaslighting when it's actually called gaslightning
Gaslightning by Kung Fu Jimmy December 20, 2022

hammerspoon 

The celebrity couple name of Jon Hamm and Reese Witherspoon just in case they start dating.
Hammerspoon made a rare public appearance this week.
hammerspoon by Kung Fu Jimmy November 9, 2022

Pillow is always cooler 

A metaphor expressing regret or perhaps envy when another situation is perceived to be better when in all likelihood those in the other situation feel the same way about yours. Short for "The pillow is always cooler on the other side".
Debbie says she wishes she wasn't barren and I hate my kids with seeing intensity. I guess the pillow is always cooler on the other side.
The celebrity pairing of Jon Hamm and Jennifer Aniston. I said it first!
Hammiston showed up at the bliddidy blah awards looking sharp as a tack.
Hammiston by Kung Fu Jimmy August 26, 2022