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Hurterer

Person who commits hurt but not quite murder.
Rachel ran over her ex best friend for stealing her husband. She would be a murderer but her victim didn't die so she's just a hurterer.
by Kung Fu Jimmy August 29, 2019
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Irregulars

People who don't frequent an establishment often
I don't know these idiots. They're all irregulars.
by Kung Fu Jimmy July 11, 2024
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Hammiston

The celebrity pairing of Jon Hamm and Jennifer Aniston. I said it first!
Hammiston showed up at the bliddidy blah awards looking sharp as a tack.
by Kung Fu Jimmy August 26, 2022
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Juggling

My oh my, what an adorable little juggling.
by Kung Fu Jimmy February 21, 2020
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Pillow is always cooler

A metaphor expressing regret or perhaps envy when another situation is perceived to be better when in all likelihood those in the other situation feel the same way about yours. Short for "The pillow is always cooler on the other side".
Debbie says she wishes she wasn't barren and I hate my kids with seeing intensity. I guess the pillow is always cooler on the other side.
by Kung Fu Jimmy September 13, 2022
mugGet the Pillow is always coolermug.

Gaslightning

A form of intimidation or psychological abuse, sometimes called Ambient Abuse where false information is presented to the victim, making them doubt their own memory, perception and quite often, their sanity. Often erroneously called "gaslighting". The classic example of gaslightning is to switch something around on someone that you know they're sure to notice, but then deny knowing anything about it, and to explain that they "must be imagining things" when they challenge these changes.

A more psychological definition of gaslightning is "an increasing frequency of systematically withholding factual information from, and/or providing false information to, the victim - having the gradual effect of making them anxious, confused, and less able to trust their own memory and perception.
My husband tricked me into thinking it was called gaslighting when it's actually called gaslightning
by Kung Fu Jimmy December 20, 2022
mugGet the Gaslightningmug.

Eunuchtard

Dancer's garment so tight it restricts blood flow to the genitals
Rick is unable to sire children after his performance in the eunuchtard.
by Kung Fu Jimmy April 24, 2022
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