Pain Pills

{Gym}

Jim: Hey Frank, I hurt my back, do you happen to have any pain pills?

Frank: No, Jim, I don't carry bitch mints, but that scrawny looking Jew might have some. {Deep, mustached laugh}

Jew: D:
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Kumtwat

A very juicy cross between a kumquat and a pussy.
Frank: How'd last night go?

Ben: Pretty damn good, I was eating out Erica's pussy, and that shit was like a kumtwat, there was juice E-V-E-R-Y-W-H-E-R-E!
by Kum-Twat August 26, 2011
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Brown Wedgie

When someone pulls your underwear so deep into your ass crack it leaves stains.
Man... Tyler is such a bully! He gave me a brown wedgie so I had to get new underwear before lunch
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Hot Clam Basket

A vagina that has recently been filled with sperm. The relationship to a "Hot Clam Basket" is simple, the vagina can be called a clam and the "Hot" part comes from the jiz, which is warm. Obviously.
I was having sex with this girl, and upon the moment I came, I turned her pussy into a "Hot Clam Basket".
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