Yeah, that chick from the club was like a dollar store razor. Disposable. Tomorrow I'll just get her sister.
by Kum-Twat November 07, 2013
by Kum-Twat October 02, 2013
Everyman's dreams. A pile of bitches!!!
John: Here about Mike?
Bob: No, what happened?
John: We will never see him again, his dream came true, he has found "The Hooker Pile"!!!!
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Bob: I miss Mike.
Bob: No, what happened?
John: We will never see him again, his dream came true, he has found "The Hooker Pile"!!!!
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Bob: I miss Mike.
by Kum-Twat October 01, 2013
Frank: How'd last night go?
Ben: Pretty damn good, I was eating out Erica's pussy, and that shit was like a kumtwat, there was juice E-V-E-R-Y-W-H-E-R-E!
Ben: Pretty damn good, I was eating out Erica's pussy, and that shit was like a kumtwat, there was juice E-V-E-R-Y-W-H-E-R-E!
by Kum-Twat August 29, 2011