KuNg-fu jeSUS's definitions

bloodbath

Any conflict (level is irrelevant) that formates into seemingly grauitous violence.

The greatest bloodbath in human history was the Battle of the Somme, in world war one.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

eurocratic

(adj.) An action that would, if the author/speaker not know better, was taken by a eurocrat eating snails in Brussels.

See eurocrat, waste fo time and money

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004

wayne rooney

Rooney is a scouse
I saw him rob your house.

Wayne Rooney is an ugly child, and he hates to lose the ball. But very good.

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 23, 2004

creditor

One who you owe (most likely monetarily)

xxx is a creditor to a loan shark I know.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 19, 2004

Belgium

The country that even France has jokes about. Supposedly, where the less-arrogant, stupider Frogs are.

French people, the butt of the world's jokes, think of le Belgique as idiots.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

crack your ass

To ream the person to which you speak.

I'm gonna whoop out the daddy dick and crack your ass!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

365 divided by 52

If there are 52 weeks each of seven days in one year, and a year is 365 days, then surely 365 over 52 must be equal to seven, right? Wrong. Besides there actually being 365.24 days in a year (See leap year for the reason) there are 51 weeks and four days in a year (five days in a leap year).

Interesting, eh?

No, not really, you old fart.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004