KuNg-fu jeSUS's definitions

fake the funk

(v.) To act with a false ethos surrounding oneself in an attempt to win respect from a certain influential party.


Antonym: Keep it real

I strongly suspect butt licka to be a white boy fakin the funk.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 11, 2004

boot sale

(n.) A collection of pikeys selling stolen goods from the back of a Ford Escort in a private field. Also where one can find single mothers selling thier dead relatives' jewellry and dresses. What the lower class British used pre-ebay

I went to a boot sale when I was seven and bought some un-opened (meaning stolen from a shop instead fo a house) toys and a 1984 almanak-style book for 20p. I also traded a pack of mouldy cigarrettes for a Thundercats figure.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004

voodoo

A word that can be thrown into any sentance to temporarily confuse the audience.

So I was talking to this guy and *notices audience is getting bored* yea, fuck, nobody voodoo like you do.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 24, 2004

throne mounter

(n.) Slang for a male homosexual. So called because he 'mounts' the 'throne' next to the 'crown jewels'

Rob is such a throne mounter.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

mushrooms

As seen in the intervals between fields of dancing badgers.

Badgerbadgerbadger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM!

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 7, 2004

Corsa

A Vauxhall nova with a bigger back. POS. The opel counterpart to the Nova was called Corsa too, so there really is no difference except for the shape and engines starting at 0.1 litre bigger. Terrible car.

I wish to destroy a car, let's go smash a corsa.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

Rollin' in a hearse

(n.) (v.) One who wanted to play the game of gangsters rollin' in pimpmobiles, and ended up as dead guy rollin'in a hearse.

That kid is now rollin' in a hearse because he thought he was the shit, but was just another punk.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004