(n.) Vanilla Ice's only song of any deal of popularity, that ripped off the tune from the Queen-David Bowie duet "Under Pressure".
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 05, 2004

When action in a movie or videogame is put into slow motion with slow motion sound and revolving camera. This is done when bullets are fired at the central protagonist. Comes from the game max payne.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004

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by Kung-Fu Jesus June 22, 2004

(n.) British chain of GUS-owned shops selling a shitload of stuff, most of which you can get cheaper or better elsewhere. Britains' largest toy supplier. Also a fairly good place to buy freeweights from. See barbell.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 04, 2004

(n.) A man who commits unconsented anal sex, particularly on other men. See homosexual or gay rapist
(n.) Friend of smokey
(n.) Friend of smokey
He broke in to his house through the window and stole John's money, DVD player and rolex. Before he left, he fucked john in his sleep, making him and arse bandit.
Somkey and the arse bandit.
Somkey and the arse bandit.
by Kung-fu Jesus July 27, 2004

Money has a time value, net present value is future cashflows brought back to today's value against a discount factor (11% is standard), minus the initial investment. If the net present value of cumulative cashflows is positive, then the project should be accepted, unless a more profitable investment is also availiable.
To calculate the NPV of an investment, one must know the discount factor, cost of investment and expected incomes (based off accurate data)
by Kung-fu Jesus July 06, 2004
