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gratuitous sex scene

In a movie or videogame, a gratuitous sex scene is one there simply for the sake of being there, in a vain attempt to make the rest of the movie or game look cooler.
The "gratuitous sex scene" in wayne's world never actually contained any sex. It just said gratuitous sex scene at the bottom and Mike Myers giving a thumbs up (her vagina)
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 17, 2004
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BC

"Before Christ"


All that happened more that 2004 years ago, at time of writing, is considered BC. The date system comes from the spread of christianity and the desire to use the birth of Christ as the standard starting point for years. Anything happening after 1BC is refered to as AD (Anno Domini).


However, the monks that tried to work when the birth of christ was did so over 1000 years ago, and were missing some documents. These documents were discovered in the 20th century, and 'twas found the birth of christ to be four years before the dating system.
Jesus would now be 2008 years old according to the bc-ad dating system
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 8, 2004
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what's the big idea?

A question to an illogical action asking if there is some sort of higher purpose or if the act of stupidity is part of some larger, genious plan to take over the world.
*Japan, 1942*

A: You told our pilots to crash thier planes into ships, what's the big idea?

B: We lose a few cheap aeroplanes and a couple of pilots, the enemy loses an expensive ship and thousands of lives.


A: Ah.
by Kung-fu Jesus July 28, 2004
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knock sparko

To be knocked into a daydream state by a fist.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004
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beautify

"To make or become beautiful"


This phrase is most commonly used by the Catholic church to signify a human's becoming of a saint.
Mother Teresa of Calcutta's beautification was assured long before her death.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004
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gun down

(v.) To shoot someone with a firearm. This term came into coinage in the British tabloids in the 1960s, and world war I before that (where it was mainly military speak for a machine gunner, see b))
a) The paramilitrist said he was going to gun down a politician.

b) You don't want to go through that gap, there's a gun down in there.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004
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is there a Mrs

Followed by ther surname of the man to whom she is speaking, a woman will say this to enquire as to whether or not the man is married. The man will typically state what kind of relationship he is in. The woman will still come onto him, but will give away that she is after him, although not directly.
"Is there a a Mrs Baker?"

"No, but I do have a girlfriend of seven years"
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004
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