KuNg-fu jeSUS's definitions

amazonian

(n.) A tall, powerful woman.

The amazonian ate the nerd.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

Beauty and the Beast

(Idiom) as per the fairy tale, this defines a beautiful woman and a large, ugly man.

That tall guy Julia roberts was married to. See child molester

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 4, 2004

shoe bomber

Richard Reid, the attempted "Shoe bomber" was a potential terrorist who intended to recreate the events of 9-11 by hiding explosive in his shoe. He was foiled and arrested.

The shoe bomber was an Anglo-Jamaican Islamic extremist.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004

mushroomhead

(n.) A person with a forehead disproportional in size to thier jaw, thus giving th appearance that thier head is mushroom shaped. This leads people to believe that the band are fans of Quentin Tarantino.

Quentin Tarantino is quite the mushroomhead, is he not?

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 15, 2004

400i

Extremely cheap ferrari. It has a measley top speed of 156 mph.

400i's are cheaper than any other ferrari, and can ream most other cars.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

facesex

Sticking a penis into any facial orifice

lolol teh facesex!!!

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 14, 2004

marlon brando

Don Corleone!

Marlon Brando got a best actor oscar for playing Don Corleonein the Godfather, while Robert De Niro got a best supporting actor for playing the same charactor (although some years younger) in Godfather part II

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 18, 2004