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swim with dolphins

Something that all women want, but few will ever get to do. Used by paedophiles to get young girls to have sex with them, often in the grroming stage. Can be used to describe sex with minors.
Perv- hello little girl
girl- my mummy told me not to talk to strangers.
Perv- Would you like a lollipop?
girl- my mummy told me not to accept things from strangers
Perv- Would you like to come to Gibraltar with me and swim with dolphins?

*pause*

girl-ok
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004
mugGet the swim with dolphinsmug.

morgan-de-toi

Clothing brand adored by wannabe-eurotrash. Shitty. Favourite bags of 14-year old girls, after Louis Vuitton.
Ooh-la-la. This is shit.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004
mugGet the morgan-de-toimug.

talk to the skull

A variation of talk to the hand. Done while holding up a skull stolen from a museum.
Talk to the skull cos da hand doan wanna hear it
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004
mugGet the talk to the skullmug.

script kiddie clique

A collection fo script kiddies who enjoy talking about how cool they are and act in a forced state of casualness (regarding computer related crap,about which no-one cares anyway) in an attempt to sound like real hackers. See SEPHlROTH
Seffy is in a script kiddie clique.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
mugGet the script kiddie cliquemug.

3-series

BMW's most popular line of cars, outselling all others put toghether.
...and I want an 8-series....
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004
mugGet the 3-seriesmug.

lindbergh

1902-1974
Legendary aviator who sailed the atlantic with the Spirit of St.Loius in 1927.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 29, 2004
mugGet the lindberghmug.

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