KuNg-fu jeSUS's definitions

de-militarized zone

(n.) (American spelling) A part of a country which is not occupied (and is not intended to be occupied) by home troops.

The rhineland was origianally to be a de-militarized zone.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 20, 2004

365 divided by 52

If there are 52 weeks each of seven days in one year, and a year is 365 days, then surely 365 over 52 must be equal to seven, right? Wrong. Besides there actually being 365.24 days in a year (See leap year for the reason) there are 51 weeks and four days in a year (five days in a leap year).

Interesting, eh?

No, not really, you old fart.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 6, 2004

507

(n.) A 1950's BMW, bettered by the E-type. Similar to the Z8

Elvis had a 507, but Sinatra had an E-type!

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 9, 2004

crack your ass

To ream the person to which you speak.

I'm gonna whoop out the daddy dick and crack your ass!

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

king of cuss

A master of burning and pwnage.

Don't be so quick to call yourself the king of cuss, there are eight year olds waiting to own you.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

golden bear

Jack Nichalus, some old golfer guy who plays in senior competitions and lends his name to videogames.

Golden bear 386 for Mac

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 6, 2004

complete arsehole

(v.) to complete arsehole is to lick out the complete contents of the crack. Done by psycho bitch.

P-bitch gives complete arsehole for a low price.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 4, 2004