Definitions by KuNg-fu jeSUS

Bayerische Motoren Werke Aktiengesellschaft 

See BMW

Bayerische motoren werke is more commonly known as BMW

Bayerische Motoren Werke Aktiengesellschaft by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

ASD 

American sign-language for the deaf.

There is a gorrilla that can say 2000 words in ASD.

ASD by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

Masen Kim

Did you ever consider the point of view that your definitions might just be really crap? Your hemorrhoid-inflicted definitions are about as insightful as Arnold's election campaign. They're untruthful, bogotted, bullshit, racist, incorrectly un-nationalist, anti-american in every sense (C'mon, I know america makes itself so open to criticism, but you just abuse it), ghey, full of kiddie crap.

Kim is right. Strap this to your face: I should ream your arse.

Masen Kim by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

coy 

(Military) contraction for "company"

C. coy in reserve.

coy by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

streetka 

Ford's faggoty 2003 European luanched bitch bucket. Driven only by hairy leg lesbo feminists and cock-smokers.

I wish to go to the place where the streetka is made and personally shit down onto each one, because every owner of one is a prick. It is also very ugly.

streetka by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

thrashing 

A violent-sounding alternative to beat. Gives the same effect, but more so.

I thrashed yo ass!


I thrashed you at the game of tennis.


.....thrash my kids!!!!!


I shall thrash you down with my cock.

thrashing by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004

zulu 

A huge tribe of 30,000 warriors who inhabited Zululand, which is in present day South Africa. The British army decided to conquer zululand, and setup small garrisons of troops to scout it. These were massacred by the Zulu's, and so enraged, the Mighty British Empire rained its' fury on the tribesmen. For several weeks the Zulu tribes laid low, hoping to evade detection. But some 1,200 British Troops and 300 tag-alongs (peaceful natives, soldiers wives etc.) were cut off by water and decided to camp in territory the zulu's were watching. Overnight, the Zulu's gathered and sent 7,000 soldiers onto the camp, killing all but a handful of tag-alongs who escaped when they heard screaming. The Zulu took thier guns and marched on Rorke's Drift, a small military hosital. Rorke's drift was manned by 97 ready soldiers, housed 36 wounded, 14 helpful natives five officers and two lieutenants, one of which was new to the area. They recieved news of the impending Zulu attack, but the new liuetenant demanded that they stay to defend the hospital and chapel. A passing preacher intimidated the natives to throw down thier guns and leave, because of the extreme odds. With Just 141 soldiers (One of the tag-alongs rushed to help them) they took on 4,500 Zulu warriors, 1,200 of which were armed and killed 2,500 Zulus. In comparison, 15 British died on the day, and 8 later died of battle wounds before the Zulu's saluted fellow braves and left. Rorke's Drift signalled the unparalled training of the British amry, but also that the Zulu army, which had impressive capabilities, wouldn't even last until 1880 (Rorke's drift was 22nd-23rd January 1879). Eventually, the Zulu army had to surrender, and became the exploit of the rich. Zulu tribesmen still inhabit South Africa's east coast and centre, but are no longer the dominating force.

The British have much to thank the Zulu for. What was the most impossible military victory ever occured against the zulu, and allowed the victors to return home instilling a strong sense of national pride.

zulu by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004