Definitions by Ks1teacher

rubyturner 

The distended, tender and burning hot bumhole your left with after being informed that your curry contains a, mild on the pallet but nuclear on your sphincter, chilli.

He was a lovely chap, I heard his bumhole just collapsed.....someone slipped him a rubyturner I believe.

rubyturner by Ks1teacher April 20, 2015