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The distended, tender and burning hot bumhole your left with after being informed that your curry contains a, mild on the pallet but nuclear on your sphincter, chilli.
He was a lovely chap, I heard his bumhole just collapsed.....someone slipped him a rubyturner I believe.
by Ks1teacher April 20, 2015
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