Definitions by Krkič

Esuayn Tiger 

how retired football player Bastian Schweinsteiger is pronounced on latin american tv

Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
di Esuayn Tiger!!!

Esuayn Tiger by Krkič October 12, 2019

Sofy 

Sofy really does enjoy a touch and a kiss
she won't mind though giving it a miss

Sofy: tomorrow is a rebooty

Sofy by Krkič October 11, 2019

Chad 

Chad should not be insecure. Chad is interesting and just (not) right the way he is.

Chad, everything thats not you is not you, you know.
Might as well grant yourself the You you feel at home in and stay there. Grant yourself comfort. That comfort will inform everybody who sees you that you know where the home lake is, the place where you brew your own cool stew, and that its legitimate and necessary to insist on eating of it.

(Im not saying im there but im constantly aware of it)

Chad by Krkič October 11, 2019

toilet 

I love you but you have pee in your head

Can you tell your brain to use the toilet?

toilet by Krkič October 10, 2019

Arschloch 

a hole in your ass

Arschloch!

Arschloch by Krkič October 8, 2019

. 

will you be there when i move away

will we be real

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. by Krkič October 8, 2019

Cooked

Sorry, mum, i don't like the food you serve me. All that canned, processed stuff.

I only eat fresh food. Prepared. Cooked. From now on you're taking me to the market.

Cooked by Krkič October 7, 2019