quiz diskothek

a funny game. perfect for a saturday night. you just ask the other players what you want to know about them. ideally played in a cozy room with good music, lights and drinks. whoever is caught lying is caught lying.
"Lets play quiz diskothek!"
"How do you deal with haters?"
"What was the most painful thing that ever happened to you?"
"What do you love to do?"
"What are your guilty pleasures?"
"What makes you laugh real hard?"
"What is beauty to you?"
"Are you lost sometimes?"
"Do you fall asleep easily?"
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by Krkič February 16, 2019
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You

What about Venice though?
You cumming?
by Krkič November 06, 2019
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NSMEDD

when you go and see her on her deathbed and scream "honey, its National Suck my Exploding Dick Day" and she has to laugh real hard and gets horny so bad and dies happy.
Papi, it was a pleasure sucking your dick which was mine all these years.

Dont you act offended now. Its not a slutty thing to say. Its a wifey thing to say.
Long live NSMEDD!
by Krkič April 12, 2019
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🤭

🤭
It is, Jim.
It is very big.
It is true.
🤭
But i cannot make it disappear can i
Plus i spent time with it and got used to it
by Krkič May 03, 2019
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night showers

to take a shower in the evening. you wash off the days' memories to absorb the nocturnal moods more intensely.

then you write a letter to your crush.
It works. night showers made me a more generous and open-minded lover.
by Krkič June 05, 2019
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antinumb 2019

as much as we might think we know
there is at least as much we don't know
until we make an effort to find out
Example
do you know that i am willing to sacrifice much of the life i have built
willing to go into unknown waters
willing to make myself seen and heard and touched
willing to endure hardships in order to achieve success
willing to accept you by my side if only you do the same

antinumb 2019
by Krkič April 02, 2019
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johnsexual

there. i said it. have it. eat it. kick it.
i am. through and through. all i need to survive is reciprocity. its nature's demand.
"he caught me being johnsexual so i punished him. ♡"

"hey. I got meself braces so that you wouldnt feel so bad about your teeth."
by Krkič July 28, 2023
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