Definitions by Krkič
ghost-shave
youve been shaving every day for six weeks hoping that your partner would surprise you with a visit after work.
he never turned up, he never comes when he knows he is expected.
duh. stop the shaving and get back to work!
he never turned up, he never comes when he knows he is expected.
duh. stop the shaving and get back to work!
"wow Vonda your skin is looking real irritated. have you been losing it over a ghost-shave again???"
ghost-shave by Krkič January 4, 2020
jar of tar
jar of tar by Krkič January 3, 2020
toxic
while you're dreaming of enough trust to fall asleep on their chest
they come up with their best
their absolute state of the art best
to cool us all down.
they come up with their best
their absolute state of the art best
to cool us all down.
brain peep
bake the cake. can't somebody keep away the kids, entertain them. bake the bloody cake. god i hope this will turn out nice. write a card maybe? is that too cheesy. maybe rhyme. haha duh. air force 1 was it? what, adidas was it? air force 100? nike. ask the assistant. bake the bloody cake. dinner. lamb? kid-friendly? wrap the presents. check the cake. so, lamb was it. side dish. potatoes. brussel sprouts. kid-friendly my ass. we need a sauce. wrap it up. maybe write a definition. call it brain peep. brain fuck. peep. fuck. fuck the brain. its fucked.
brain peep by Krkič December 30, 2019