what you promise your crush to do next time you meet:
fill a lavender bath, soak them in water and clean them with a special sponge until they are clean. no matter how long it takes, no matter how difficult the process.
they will come out clean
🖤🛀
fill a lavender bath, soak them in water and clean them with a special sponge until they are clean. no matter how long it takes, no matter how difficult the process.
they will come out clean
🖤🛀
"girl, you coming out tonight? we are causing a scene in a club downtown!"
"you go girls, i am having the bath of lav with my special someone"
"you go girls, i am having the bath of lav with my special someone"
by Krkič April 06, 2019
John was having a fit, it hurt watching him suffer. I didnt know what to do, how to help so i gave him an epilippy.
It didnt exactly stop the fit but in his eyes i could see that he was well aware of my presence.
It didnt exactly stop the fit but in his eyes i could see that he was well aware of my presence.
by Krkič July 13, 2019
On international womens day Mrs Stint told her three friends Rose, Phyllis and Imogen she was online dating Adebiyi from Nigeria. She also provided explicit insight into their "ever-evolving", "passionate" and "heart-warming" exchange of personal information. Phyllis caught the hiccups when Mrs Stint announced that she was going to bear the expenses of Adebiyi's travel documents, tickets and new clothes for his trip to Fakenham.
Rose collapsed when Mrs Stint expressed a "unique connection" and hopes of wedding "her beau".
Rose collapsed when Mrs Stint expressed a "unique connection" and hopes of wedding "her beau".
by Krkič March 09, 2020
a peedoubleyou is another expression for private word. its like a private message but in person. you have to be in another's presence in order to exchange peedoubleyous. also a verb.
if i could i would peedoubleyou you.
- uh huh. and what would you peedoubleyou me?
i would peedoubleyou you that kissing and touching you, sleeping with you, makes me feel good and free. And that i hope it makes you feel good and free too.
- uh huh. and what would you peedoubleyou me?
i would peedoubleyou you that kissing and touching you, sleeping with you, makes me feel good and free. And that i hope it makes you feel good and free too.
by Krkič November 15, 2019
while you're dreaming of enough trust to fall asleep on their chest
they come up with their best
their absolute state of the art best
to cool us all down.
they come up with their best
their absolute state of the art best
to cool us all down.
if i used every free minute to take care of my life,
i would not be here.
here is toxic
take it from me
life-hostile to the extreme
please get out of here
as quick as you can
I'll be down the road
if you need anything
i would not be here.
here is toxic
take it from me
life-hostile to the extreme
please get out of here
as quick as you can
I'll be down the road
if you need anything
by Krkič January 02, 2020
they say that times changed
honey they don't know what we both know
lifelines against all odds
if you take this glimmer and turn it into open fire
could you believe all the things that you'd see
and i see a unicorn riding on
and it starts to fart out glitter
and thats why i love you
so don't be afraid
have a piece of its wings
and legs salted
marinated
tastes beautiful
like a rainbow
honey they don't know what we both know
lifelines against all odds
if you take this glimmer and turn it into open fire
could you believe all the things that you'd see
and i see a unicorn riding on
and it starts to fart out glitter
and thats why i love you
so don't be afraid
have a piece of its wings
and legs salted
marinated
tastes beautiful
like a rainbow
today i was insecure. and i doubted my heart.
then i had cauliflower, later lentils. it all completed the picture.
The picture of December 12. Open it, please.
then i had cauliflower, later lentils. it all completed the picture.
The picture of December 12. Open it, please.
by Krkič December 12, 2020