you experience a short lived rush or high only to be followed by regret, shock, disgust. similar to drug use and addiction. the brain's stimuli are the same.
"Its insane what happens when i am let loose at the mall and experience The Mon(k)ey.
"Its insane what happens when i am let loose at the mall and experience The Mon(k)ey.
by Krkič September 19, 2020

the severe damage done to middle-aged and elderly people by putting their sexuality under a taboo.
having libidinous desires is often labelled obscene, disgusting.
having libidinous desires is often labelled obscene, disgusting.
mother and woman (47): "bianca, we are sending you to a weekend-camp so we can indulge in some good old sexual healing!"
Bianca (15): "ew, mum! libino!!"
Bianca (15): "ew, mum! libino!!"
by Krkič April 07, 2019

someone who cares about you, spends energy for you, lets room for you rentfree even though they are treated badly
by Krkič September 05, 2021

my heart skips a beat when Alan picks me up with his honking rollator to go for an evening stroll along the canal.
honk honk. "babe, you ready? lovely evening for a cup of peppermint tea!"
-"Give me 30 minutes, my rollove. I'm upstairs and the stair lift is broken"
-"Give me 30 minutes, my rollove. I'm upstairs and the stair lift is broken"
by Krkič February 01, 2020

you thought you found the cafe you were looking for but the name's different and the crowd unmannered.
- wtf are you? been waiting for an hour
- im here. can't see you.
- whats the name of the cafe you're in?
- "moronesque"
- wrong place, my friend, wrong fucking place
- i told you its "more or less". cafe fucking more or less
- im here. can't see you.
- whats the name of the cafe you're in?
- "moronesque"
- wrong place, my friend, wrong fucking place
- i told you its "more or less". cafe fucking more or less
by Krkič August 30, 2019

Is that you yeah
Look at you yeah
Look at us yeah
Old but new yeah
Come here yeah
Doing alright yeah
We're not playing pool this time yeah
It is unknown waters for us from now on yeah
Squeeze me am i dreaming yeah
🖤
Look at you yeah
Look at us yeah
Old but new yeah
Come here yeah
Doing alright yeah
We're not playing pool this time yeah
It is unknown waters for us from now on yeah
Squeeze me am i dreaming yeah
🖤
by Krkič April 22, 2019

what you promise your crush to do next time you meet:
fill a lavender bath, soak them in water and clean them with a special sponge until they are clean. no matter how long it takes, no matter how difficult the process.
they will come out clean
🖤🛀
fill a lavender bath, soak them in water and clean them with a special sponge until they are clean. no matter how long it takes, no matter how difficult the process.
they will come out clean
🖤🛀
"girl, you coming out tonight? we are causing a scene in a club downtown!"
"you go girls, i am having the bath of lav with my special someone"
"you go girls, i am having the bath of lav with my special someone"
by Krkič April 06, 2019
