Definitions by Krazy Kyle

ballard 

The dumbest character ever from the Matrix series who, when in danger, likes do do nothing but yell his name in a powerful tone as his defense. He will always find a way to get himself in the worst possible situation.

Person: Oh shit, Ballard is being a dumb ass again trying to block bullets with his face.
Ballard: BALLARD!
Person: STFU BALLARD!
Ballard: BALLARD!
Person: ...I hate this game.

ballard by Krazy Kyle February 1, 2008

Pwnage Pie 

A delish, freshly baked pie filled with the fragments of n00bs.

I was pwning so mcuh that de_dust looked like a smashed pwnage pie, so I took a break and ate some nooblet cakes.

Pwnage Pie by Krazy Kyle September 19, 2006

zeep 

A person who is acting immature or drunk-like when they are actually sober and laughing hysterically about it.

Tom is such a zeep lately; he keeps stealing my pencils and shoving them up his nose.

zeep by Krazy Kyle September 18, 2006