I was pwning so mcuh that de_dust looked like a smashed pwnage pie, so I took a break and ate some nooblet cakes.
by Krazy Kyle September 19, 2006
A person who is acting immature or drunk-like when they are actually sober and laughing hysterically about it.
by Krazy Kyle September 18, 2006
The dumbest character ever from the Matrix series who, when in danger, likes do do nothing but yell his name in a powerful tone as his defense. He will always find a way to get himself in the worst possible situation.
Person: Oh shit, Ballard is being a dumb ass again trying to block bullets with his face.
Ballard: BALLARD!
Person: STFU BALLARD!
Ballard: BALLARD!
Person: ...I hate this game.
Ballard: BALLARD!
Person: STFU BALLARD!
Ballard: BALLARD!
Person: ...I hate this game.
by Krazy Kyle February 01, 2008