3 definitions by Krazy Kyle
The dumbest character ever from the Matrix series who, when in danger, likes do do nothing but yell his name in a powerful tone as his defense. He will always find a way to get himself in the worst possible situation.
Person: Oh shit, Ballard is being a dumb ass again trying to block bullets with his face.
Ballard: BALLARD!
Person: STFU BALLARD!
Ballard: BALLARD!
Person: ...I hate this game.
Ballard: BALLARD!
Person: STFU BALLARD!
Ballard: BALLARD!
Person: ...I hate this game.
by Krazy Kyle February 1, 2008
I was pwning so mcuh that de_dust looked like a smashed pwnage pie, so I took a break and ate some nooblet cakes.
by Krazy Kyle September 19, 2006
A person who is acting immature or drunk-like when they are actually sober and laughing hysterically about it.
by Krazy Kyle September 18, 2006