spank bank

visual memory card used for purposes of later self pleasure; remembering a certain girl for later

"yeah, i put her in my spank bank"
lets go to the pool, i need some new spank bank material

by kraut September 18, 2003

sarguing

1. To argue for a baseless claim, and when proven wrong, change said claim to make one sound like they were right all along.

2. Any method of arguing done for argument's sake... especially on the internet.

3. To talk out of one's ass

Elfer is sarguing with me again.

by Kraut June 21, 2004

Jube

An insult. Slang term for calling someone a jew. Also spelled Joobee, joobe, jewbe, jubee.

"You fuckin jube." "what's up jube?"
"Quit being such a jube."

by Kraut April 05, 2005

dildo nubbins

another term for a noob or newbie. Derived from Bilbo Baggins from the lord of the rings, a dildo and newbie.

"Shut the fuck up dildo nubbins." "Jack acts like such a fuckin dildo nubbins."

by Kraut April 05, 2005

kreutzer

1)widely used as a discrete way of announcing that you gotta go to the toilet, 2)can also be used at the initial phases of indigestion

1) i gotta talk to kreutzer;
2) Kreutzer is calling my name!

by kraut September 12, 2003

spreewell

choke, strangle, restrict respriration (like Latrell Spreewell)

Then he attempted to spreewell his coach but was thwarted by an unusual kevlar necktie.

by kraut September 12, 2003

Dpok Selamat

Second in command of Kirtar Larrio's Kampung Kr3w. He doesn't have an email because his mom took away his computer.

d1S B3 M4H H0ZA110000 DP0K LA~~~?

by Kraut June 30, 2004