künk

1. The sound of an indignant slamming of a telephone handset onto its cradle
2. The sound of a large-headed frenchmen plummeting of a bed in a alcohol-induced stupor

1 *künk* Aaahh F&$^! I fell out of bed guys, f*@#
2. Yes i have a reservation under K. Üüüüüüünk!

by Kraut May 31, 2004

left eye

1. A person with a vision deficiency in their left eye
2. Person with unusually bulbous head whose eyes are too far apart resulting in partial blindness in the left eye
3. Kumara

1. Ha, left eye!
2. Ah, dont point it at my right eye, you'll blind me

by Kraut June 04, 2004

Jube

An insult. Slang term for calling someone a jew. Also spelled Joobee, joobe, jewbe, jubee.

"You fuckin jube." "what's up jube?"
"Quit being such a jube."

by Kraut April 04, 2005

Samurai shrimp smackdown

Similar to a shrimp smackdown, but executed with such stealth and robs the girl of any honor or respect. A really hard hitting shrimp smackdown.
(see "shrimp smackdown")

"I stunned that bitch when I gave her the samurai shrimp smackdown." "She felt like a slut after I gave her the samurai shimp smackdown."

by Kraut April 04, 2005

kreutzer

1)widely used as a discrete way of announcing that you gotta go to the toilet, 2)can also be used at the initial phases of indigestion

1) i gotta talk to kreutzer;
2) Kreutzer is calling my name!

by kraut September 12, 2003

kunk

1. See "Künk"

1 See above, whats this example is too short business (insert random space wasting text)

by Kraut May 31, 2004

kirtar larrio

The greatest hacker the world has ever known. Leader of the Kampung Kr3w. The Terror of Kuala Lumpur.

Kirtar Larrio is a legend on #webchat

by Kraut June 29, 2004