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Definitions by Krampus X

Krampus Nights 

Nights beginning traditionally on December 5'th, celebrating the legend of Krampus. In parts of Europe, people dress as Krampus, spanking women with birch branches, going door to door to scare children, only to be bought off by the parents giving them smokes and liquor.

Krampus Nights have expanded into Krampus Weekends, some are moving to make Krampus Nights from December 5'th to December 24'th as a chance to vent one's frustrations and anti-consumer induced holiday spirit as lies. Krampus Nights are a chance to rant about what frustrates you, get it out of your system, then enjoy the holiday season as intended.
I'm going to Austria to celebrate Krampus Nights! Booze, smokes and spankings! Who could ask for more?
Krampus Nights by Krampus X December 7, 2009

Stuperhero 

A person in a superhero costume or acting like a hero or superhero acting in an ignorant or clumsy manner.
That guy tried to tackle a mugger, but gut-checked that old woman! What a stuperhero!
Stuperhero by Krampus X December 7, 2009

Stupervillain 

A person in a supervillain costume or acting like a villain or supervillain acting in an ignorant or clumsy manner.
That guy tried to use his homemade pepper spray gloves on that bank guard, but they blew up in his own face! What a stupervillain!
Stupervillain by Krampus X December 7, 2009
Superhero or villain acting ignorantly, negatively, in a derogatory manner. It is NOT based on sex, skin color, ethnicity, sexual orientation religious beliefs or lack thereof or ancestry. This term is applied to those that exist in the superhero or supervillain communities.
Diaper Despot just shit himself and threw his drawers at his enemy? Shigger please!
shigger by Krampus X December 6, 2009