Definitions by Koz daddy

Taintsicles

When doing an outdoor activity during the winter months, the loins begin to sweat. The dynamic duo then creates a “taintsicle”.

Dude, we have practice outside today? I’ll get ready to pick my taintsicles.

When an erection arises out of anticipation of a lit event in the near future.

I had an anticiprection before the party.