Definitions by Kiwidude

professional bench warmer 

You’re so good at warming that spot on the beach that you might get a d1 scholarship.

Sir, we are here to inform you that you have been excepted into the university of Florida for you bench warming capabilities, and we want you to be our professional bench warmer.

professional bench warmer by Kiwidude April 3, 2023

Bench Sitter Syndrome 

When you are capable of playing, but the coach doesn’t put you in the game and you stay on the bench the whole year. Having this syndrome does not mean that you have a bad attitude, it just means the coach might bring up a JV player to play in a spot that you are perfectly capable of playing, and the coach never gives you a chance for zero reasons at all…..

I have bench sitter syndrome, the coach must not like me for some reason.

Bench Sitter Syndrome by Kiwidude April 3, 2023