Definitions by Kitty Vicuna

birth control 

Screaming or crying children that kill any desire for sex for those that hear their earpiercing shrieks.

Do you hear that screaming baby? That's the sound of birth control.

birth control by Kitty Vicuna April 13, 2008

should have swallowed 

An unwanted pregnacy

Yep I am preggers. I should have swallowed

should have swallowed by Kitty Vicuna April 13, 2008

crack fairy 

A gay guy that shows off his assets

Look at that crack fairy working it!

crack fairy by Kitty Vicuna March 25, 2008

slap 'n tickle 

A pair of swinging gay guys living together

Slap 'n Tickle are blasting Britney Spears again from their condo.

slap 'n tickle by Kitty Vicuna March 25, 2008