Definitions by Kitchen Floor

vanderhouwen 

To jack off so aggressively that your hand requires medical attention.

I got skin graphs from my ass from my vanderhouwen.

vanderhouwen by Kitchen Floor July 29, 2023

vanderhouwen 

To jack off so aggressively that your hand turns bloody and requires medical attention.

My vanderhouwen required a trip to the hospital.

vanderhouwen by Kitchen Floor July 29, 2023