Definitions by Kir Doost

merakun

Armenian slang for "motherfucker."

"Mer" comes from the word "mayr" which means "mother."

"Kun" comes from "k'nel" which means "to sleep." "Kunel" means "to sleep with (someone)" or its more vulgar counterpart, "to fuck."

Mer-a-kun = mother-fucker

Arbi: Hey bro, that guy was pissing on your car tires.
Gilbert: Which guy? Was it Samvel?
Arbi: Yeah, Samvel. He's been pissing on everyone's tires after school.
Gilbert: That merakun! WTF?!

merakun by Kir Doost May 30, 2018

vorrbats 

Armenian literal translation means "ass open" but calling someone "vorrbats" connotes that they are so broke and penniless, that they can't even afford clothing to cover their asses.

Ara: Giblertuh inch vorrbats marrt a.
Nareg: Gorts chuni. 40 tarekan, hala hor'nu mor het a aproom.

Translation:

Ara: Gilbert is so vorrbats.
Nareg: He has no job. He's 40 and he's still living with his mom and dad.

vorrbats by Kir Doost November 23, 2017

vorrits 

Armenian for "from the ass."

Ara, morut vorrits kunetsi.
"Dude, I fucked your mom from the ass."

vorrits by Kir Doost November 2, 2017

kliris 

"K'Lee-Rees"

Literally: "On my dick."

"Kliris" is a conjugation of the word klir, which is a vulgar form of the word "penis:" "dick" or "cock."

This slang term can be used to denote a careless attitude. Similar, less vulgar phrases include "I don't care,""I don't give a shit," and "I couldn't be bothered."

Interestingly, "kliris" can be used in both its positive and negative forms to convey the same message. "On my dick" and "not on my dick" are one and the same.

"On my dick:" Kliris
"Not on my dick:" Kliris chi

See also: danzis

Person 1: "Hey, your girlfriend is mad at you for flirting with her friends."
Person 2: "Kliris."
Person 1: "She says she's not going to speak with you until you apologize."
Person 2: "Kliris chi."
Person 1: "That's the spirit! Where are those hoes at?"

kliris by Kir Doost December 28, 2007