Definitions by Kipav

Girlfriend 

That ugly ass girl who only dates you for your money. She will leave you in times of need and when you leave she’ll fuck your best friend. If you have one of these I suggest you throw it out or throw it in a ditch. burning it in a huge oven will do as well.

Hey John did you see your sister fuck your dog

No Ryan that was my girlfriend

Girlfriend by Kipav September 20, 2021

Feta 

So insanely fluffy that her fluffy ness alone is something no man can take. On top of being fluffy she is also abusuively puffy like a walking cotton ball. Feta is also the scruffiest little puppo to pup on the po.

Look that’s the soaftest sheep I’ve ever seen.
No bro that’s Feta

Feta by Kipav September 20, 2021

Kipav 

The god damn sexiest thing to ever walk the Earth. The king of toe sucking and is the ruler of monkeys.

Omg is that Dwayne Johnson

No man it’s just Kipav

Kipav by Kipav September 20, 2021