Kingsleysordeling's definitions

Pokeapork

1. To ask for something that you know will be rejected.

2. To express frustration or annoyance at somebody who keeps on pestering and can't keep their mouth shut.

Origins: to poke a pork and to expect it to 'oink'.

1. Teen: dad, can I have this new VW Golf GTi?

Dad: pokeapork, son.

2. Guy: Hey what's up?

Girl: Good.

(2 minutes later)

Girl: *adjust her seat

Guy: *guy notices* What's up?
Girl: Oh its nothing.
Girl: *flings her hair out of habit
Guy: *notices* What's up?
Girl: ....pokeapork

by Kingsleysordeling November 1, 2010