Pokeapork

1. To ask for something that you know will be rejected.

2. To express frustration or annoyance at somebody who keeps on pestering and can't keep their mouth shut.

Origins: to poke a pork and to expect it to 'oink'.

1. Teen: dad, can I have this new VW Golf GTi?

Dad: pokeapork, son.

2. Guy: Hey what's up?

Girl: Good.

(2 minutes later)

Girl: *adjust her seat

Guy: *guy notices* What's up?
Girl: Oh its nothing.
Girl: *flings her hair out of habit
Guy: *notices* What's up?
Girl: ....pokeapork

by Kingsleysordeling November 1, 2010

Poképorn

Pornography featuring the little critters known as Pokémon in various sexually pleasing, compromising, and maybe even unsettling poses.

When I die, hide my stash of Poképorn from my mom.

by squeezetoy June 15, 2009

Pokeporn

Artwork or fanfiction involving intercourse with Pokemon or characters from it.

This term is commonly used when either anthropomorphic Pokemon or specific Gym Leaders are involved.

Girl: Did you see this?! somebody drew some Pokeporn with Leavanny!

Girl 2: That's appalling, they should've used Sewaddle.

by Tellin'itlikeitis54 July 7, 2011

Pokedork

A person that has a large obsession with Pokemon and refers to it on a daily basis.

A Pokedork knows a lot about Pokemon

by Reika Minyatur December 23, 2009

pokeporn

Pokeporn otherwise pokemon hentai meaning a furry or a pornography drawing that fans draw

Dallas: omfg you look at pokeporn ....
Josh: no no no noooo I dont

Dallas: then why is it in your history

Josh: .....

by Homie J~Dog May 11, 2014

Poképorn

Drawn or animated porn of Pokemon characters

Colby is grounded for the entire summer for watching Poképorn
Poképorn is so weird!

by pchambers April 21, 2018

Pokeporn

Porn about the characters but mostly focused on the animals in the popular Japanese show "Pokemon"

"Pokeporn is the best thing that's ever happened to me"

"Colby got grounded for the entire summer for watching Pokeporn!"

by pchambers December 14, 2017