Pokeapork

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1. To ask for something that you know will be rejected.

2. To express frustration or annoyance at somebody who keeps on pestering and can't keep their mouth shut.

Origins: to poke a pork and to expect it to 'oink'.

1. Teen: dad, can I have this new VW Golf GTi?

Dad: pokeapork, son.

2. Guy: Hey what's up?

Girl: Good.

(2 minutes later)

Girl: *adjust her seat

Guy: *guy notices* What's up?
Girl: Oh its nothing.
Girl: *flings her hair out of habit
Guy: *notices* What's up?
Girl: ....pokeapork

Pokeapork by Kingsleysordeling November 1, 2010

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Poképorn

Pornography featuring the little critters known as Pokémon in various sexually pleasing, compromising, and maybe even unsettling poses.

When I die, hide my stash of Poképorn from my mom.

Poképorn by squeezetoy June 15, 2009

Related Words

Pokeapork • Poképorn • pokeanokein • Pokeapocalypse • Pokedork • Pokepark • Poképarking • pokepokeye • pokeworks • pokeypokey

Pokeporn

Artwork or fanfiction involving intercourse with Pokemon or characters from it.

This term is commonly used when either anthropomorphic Pokemon or specific Gym Leaders are involved.

Girl: Did you see this?! somebody drew some Pokeporn with Leavanny!

Girl 2: That's appalling, they should've used Sewaddle.

Pokeporn by Tellin'itlikeitis54 July 7, 2011

Pokedork

A person that has a large obsession with Pokemon and refers to it on a daily basis.

A Pokedork knows a lot about Pokemon

Pokedork by Reika Minyatur December 23, 2009

pokeporn

Pokeporn otherwise pokemon hentai meaning a furry or a pornography drawing that fans draw

Dallas: omfg you look at pokeporn ....
Josh: no no no noooo I dont

Dallas: then why is it in your history

Josh: .....

pokeporn by Homie J~Dog May 11, 2014

Poképorn

Drawn or animated porn of Pokemon characters

Colby is grounded for the entire summer for watching Poképorn
Poképorn is so weird!

Poképorn by pchambers April 21, 2018

Pokeporn

Porn about the characters but mostly focused on the animals in the popular Japanese show "Pokemon"

"Pokeporn is the best thing that's ever happened to me"

"Colby got grounded for the entire summer for watching Pokeporn!"

Pokeporn by pchambers December 14, 2017

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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