King Widge's definitions

2290

The year in which flying cars will be taken off the market.

"Dude, we gon' stop partyin' like it was 2290!"

by King Widge August 30, 2014

1th base

1st base, only really, REALLY depressing. Often involves use of nose or teeth, and results in never seeing each other again.

"Dude, I just got to 1st base!"
"More like 1th base, bro! Did you even brush you teeth?"

by King Widge August 30, 2014

2289

The year flying cars will actually be invented.

"Dude, we gon' drive like it's 2289!"

by King Widge August 30, 2014

Lemon Tape

Exactly what it sounds like. I mean really, you guys know what lemon tape is, right? Known by many as the best thing ever.

"Dude, I just got in a new order of lemon tape"
"DUUUUUUDDEE!"

"I can't decide which I like more: lemon tape or lemon tape... hmmm.... I think I"ll go with lemon tape!"

by King Widge August 30, 2014