King Simmo's definitions

up on blocks

UP ON BLOCKS - menstruating. i.e. Out of action, a bit like a car in a garage. e.g. "I don't think I'll be in luck tonight lads,the missus is up on blocks".

by king simmo October 16, 2003

Badly Packed Kebab

BADLY PACKED KEBAB - a vulgar (but still excellent) term for the female genitalia.

by king simmo October 16, 2003

mumbler

MUMBLER - an attractive girl in tight shorts or jeans, etc.i.e.you can see the 'lips' moving but can't quite make out what they're saying.

by king simmo October 16, 2003

Rear Masking

The same as Masking but it involves placing the entire man package, thats balls and all, in someones ass during intercourse. This way its a sport two men can enjoy as well as heterosexual couples.

Keith: Are you alright Trev? You're walking like you've had an accident.

Trev: Na man last night me and my lady tried a bit of Rear Masking and that shit aint no picnic on your ballsack.

by King Simmo November 14, 2013

Fart Punch

When someone drops a fart of such magnitude that you react as if you were physically punched in the face. Its like being assaulted by death.

I was in the elevator at work and i swear to god Jack delivered a Fart Punch to every one of us in there. I didnt here it coming but when it hit i cried like a little girl that just learned life has consequences.

by King Simmo November 14, 2013

bunny boiler

an unhinged and overly possessive woman. From the rabbit boiling scene in the film "Fatal Attraction". e.g. "I don't like the look of that aeroplane blonde-could be a bunny boiler".

by king simmo October 16, 2003