Anal Rape Holocaust

Anal Rape Holocaust is a fairly multioffensive term for when a group of gamers are completely annihilated by another team. This works in sports like paintball and airsoft too. It should only really be used in cases of extreme defeat.
Trev: i saw you were online last night, how did the gaming go?

Keith: Aw man it was a complete Anal Rape Holocaust, we were totally destroyed by a bunch of school kids from Wisconsin. Im giving up on MMOs man.
by King Simmo November 14, 2013
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up on blocks

UP ON BLOCKS - menstruating. i.e. Out of action, a bit like a car in a garage. e.g. "I don't think I'll be in luck tonight lads,the missus is up on blocks".
by king simmo October 16, 2003
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Face Begging

Face Begging is when you use social media, most often facebook, to beg people for money. A common way for people to let their friends know they are both poor and past shame.
I really want to go out for a beer but im not paid til tomorrow. I know i'll do a little shameless face begging in a status update, its not like people can lose any more respect for me and it just might work.
by King Simmo November 14, 2013
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Badly Packed Kebab

BADLY PACKED KEBAB - a vulgar (but still excellent) term for the female genitalia.
by king simmo October 16, 2003
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Tart Fuel

TART FUEL or BITCH PISS - bottled Alcopops, e.g. Hooch, regularly consumed by young women.
by king simmo October 16, 2003
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Fart Punch

When someone drops a fart of such magnitude that you react as if you were physically punched in the face. Its like being assaulted by death.
I was in the elevator at work and i swear to god Jack delivered a Fart Punch to every one of us in there. I didnt here it coming but when it hit i cried like a little girl that just learned life has consequences.
by King Simmo November 14, 2013
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