King Simmo's definitions

mumbler

MUMBLER - an attractive girl in tight shorts or jeans, etc.i.e.you can see the 'lips' moving but can't quite make out what they're saying.

by king simmo October 16, 2003

drink link

a modern term for a cashpoint machine (ATM). Named so because it is common to visit one before going out on the booze.

by king simmo October 16, 2003

Fart Punch

When someone drops a fart of such magnitude that you react as if you were physically punched in the face. Its like being assaulted by death.

I was in the elevator at work and i swear to god Jack delivered a Fart Punch to every one of us in there. I didnt here it coming but when it hit i cried like a little girl that just learned life has consequences.

by King Simmo November 14, 2013

Face Begging

Face Begging is when you use social media, most often facebook, to beg people for money. A common way for people to let their friends know they are both poor and past shame.

I really want to go out for a beer but im not paid til tomorrow. I know i'll do a little shameless face begging in a status update, its not like people can lose any more respect for me and it just might work.

by King Simmo November 14, 2013

bunny boiler

an unhinged and overly possessive woman. From the rabbit boiling scene in the film "Fatal Attraction". e.g. "I don't like the look of that aeroplane blonde-could be a bunny boiler".

by king simmo October 16, 2003

Badly Packed Kebab

BADLY PACKED KEBAB - a vulgar (but still excellent) term for the female genitalia.

by king simmo October 16, 2003