by king simmo October 16, 2003
The same as Masking but it involves placing the entire man package, thats balls and all, in someones ass during intercourse. This way its a sport two men can enjoy as well as heterosexual couples.
Keith: Are you alright Trev? You're walking like you've had an accident.
Trev: Na man last night me and my lady tried a bit of Rear Masking and that shit aint no picnic on your ballsack.
Trev: Na man last night me and my lady tried a bit of Rear Masking and that shit aint no picnic on your ballsack.
by King Simmo November 14, 2013
When someone drops a fart of such magnitude that you react as if you were physically punched in the face. Its like being assaulted by death.
I was in the elevator at work and i swear to god Jack delivered a Fart Punch to every one of us in there. I didnt here it coming but when it hit i cried like a little girl that just learned life has consequences.
by King Simmo November 14, 2013
UP ON BLOCKS - menstruating. i.e. Out of action, a bit like a car in a garage. e.g. "I don't think I'll be in luck tonight lads,the missus is up on blocks".
by king simmo October 16, 2003
UDder Disappointment occurs when someone has tried time and again to get a phrase into Urban Dictionary only to meet with rejection. For example this can occur if they try to submit legitimate phrases such as Rape of Clowns which genuinly is the collective noun for a group of no fewer than seven clowns outside of the tradditional circus setting. Like charity collecting.
I felt UDder disappointment when the Urban dictionary rejected my submission Keith. I swear it's a real thing.... wait can you hear that, it sounds like the rattling of no fewer than seven collection tins, on this completely ordinary high street. Oh shit man there are eight of them, its a f**king Rape of Clowns man. Poseiden mocks me once more.
by King Simmo November 14, 2013
WYNONA RYDER - Rhyming Slang for 'cider'. e.g. "Pint of Wynona, half a Nelson and a bottle of tart fuel please Doreen".
by king simmo October 16, 2003