Definitions by King Jerk II

Rye Dick

The theoretical width of the barrier between the quantum and physical realms, somewhat equivalent to the event horizon of a black hole. Scott Lang is the only know human to observe the actual rye dick in real life.

I missed that goal by a rye dick.

Thanos was a rye dick away from realizing his goal.

This Rona virus is a rye dick away from makin me crazy.

Rye Dick by King Jerk II April 17, 2020

Jerk-off 

A highly organized competition pitting jerk chicken recipes and cooking talents against one another. Best jerk wins.
Extra: best side dish (eg. rice and peas, corn, mash, etc.)

Rub up your chicken legs and heat up your BBQs, we're having a jerk-off on Saturday!

Jerk-off by King Jerk II April 27, 2009