2 definitions by King Among Men

Expression of events that are out of your control. Usually pertaining to events that result in unwanted circumstances.
Person1: Ah man, the bird's crapped all over my car again.
Person2: That's the way the cookie crumbles.
by King Among Men May 29, 2004
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An alternative to the grociery store. This word was created as a result of playing with the English language for personal leisure. A mix and match, so to speak.
Well its off to the gross tree store for some gross trees.
by King Among Men May 29, 2004
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