A favorite opponent of philosophers, politicians, pseudo-intellectuals, real intellectuals, atheists, creationists, political activists, and conspiracy theorists, and a perennially useful one at that.
Said the creationist to the uninformed, using his favorite straw man, "Since randomly jamming your television set rarely fixes any problem, the blind process of evolution is therefore a scientific improbability."
by Killing Kittens November 14, 2005
Get the straw manmug. That time in the future in which you will eventually find love, happiness and financial security, which you wait for indefinitely.
Don't worry. I'm sure you'll get a girlfriend someday. Just don't ask me what my assumption is based upon and stop following me.
by Killing Kittens June 14, 2004
Get the somedaymug. There may be unfathomable, uncrossable chasm that exist between certain types of people, but gender should not be considered one of them.
by Killing Kittens March 30, 2005
Get the gendermug. Winnie was Adolph's wife.
by Killing Kittens March 06, 2005
Get the wifemug. The last thing a woman wants a man to be, yet, because she does not know herself, hypocritically claims to be looking for.
by Killing Kittens March 30, 2005
Get the Sensitivemug. A spiritually insane, emotinally retarded, and megalomaniacal primate with an immense inferiority complex. It is ill-suited to survive in its environment, so instead of adapting as other species it changes the environment, for ill of everything including itself. It is a species that will surely go extinct in the next thousand years, a victim of its vaulting own success.
Don't blame us, we're only human.
by Killing Kittens May 19, 2004
Get the humanmug. The perverted Emperor of Rome masturbated madly in front of the mirror, gorging his already puissant narcissism. Many were the kittens that met death under his reign.
by Killing Kittens December 28, 2005
Get the narcissismmug.