Killing Kittens's definitions

Too Drunk

When the hamster begins to look good.

When the French guy said, "You're mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!" he was probably implying that Arthur's father was too drunk one critical night.

by Killing Kittens January 12, 2006

Unitarian Universalism

A religion afraid to have beliefs, rituals, or tenets.

Unitarian Universalism is a religion to the same extent that eating fish and chicken is a vegetarian practice.

by Killing Kittens September 9, 2006

Atheism

The lack of a belief in the existence of a god or gods. This usually also means a lack in a belief in an afterlife, the soul, the supernatural, or any sort of ultimate reality outside of the physical one.

For the atheist, reality is limited to reductionist empiricism, morals are usually relative or determined by the rules of conduct that make civilization possible, life is it's own purpose, and the truth or falsity of religious beliefs is apparently subject to evidence (though there are no specifications as to what these are).

Athesim is not, despite many claims here, the default belief of all life or humanity at birth. To say that babies and animals are atheists is silly simply because we cannot ask them, and some indeed even argue that they are aware of the presence of "god" within them. Also, the fact that nearly every culture around the globe has, in some form or another, developed some mode of religious belief goes to show that religion is a much deeper part of the human experience than this particualr brand of atheism will admit.

by Killing Kittens December 2, 2004

writer

A plagiarist of life.

Every writer is a frustrated actor who recites his lines in the hidden auditorium of his skull.
--Rod Serling

by Killing Kittens October 23, 2004

Constipation

A condition, usually mental, that prevents life's natural flow.

The constipated computer I was working on was so slow it prevented me from sending the email.

by Killing Kittens November 7, 2004

idealist

"An idealist is a cynic in the making." --HL Mencken

I couldn't have said it any better myself.

by Killing Kittens March 17, 2005

infatuation

A spell with neither verbal or somatic components that is consciously or unconsciously cast by various charismatic, funny, and sexually appealing people, and instantly reduces the victim's I.Q. by 20 to 80 points. Half if they make their saving throw. The penalty applied is 18 minus the victim's wisdom.

If you feel yourself becomming infatuated, quickly leave before you do something stupid.

by Killing Kittens March 29, 2005