KillerBill 's definitions

The Cold Schlong

The act of abstaining from sexual relations prior to marriage phrased in a blunt and oftentimes over-zealous tone.

I want to keep dating Jane, but every time I bring up doing the hankey pankey she keeps giving me The Cold Schlong.

by KillerBill November 3, 2021

Fishing Trip

When a person takes a trip to a target rich environment for the purposes of finding a date.

Hey man, why don't you take a fishing trip down to that Latin Mass parish and find yourself a nice trad girl?

by KillerBill May 18, 2021