Turkey

Everyone's dated one of these. Drives a 4-banger burnt orange Ford Ranger and has scruffy facial hair and three buds. One typical thinks he is Eminem, another an Abercrombie model, and third looks like something off Plant of the Apes. He was your first REAL boyfriend.

"I can't wait to meet your new Turkey, Khryssye."

by Khryssye Buccini December 4, 2003

Wielobobulous

The quality of being bleach blonde, 5'11, 185 and 56. Life-long gasdocker. Body of a God.

"Ohmigosh, Allysanneh. That Michigan is soooo Wielobobulous!"

by Khryssye Buccini December 4, 2003

Wielobob

The male member.

"Oh, is that what you kids are calling it these days?"

by Khryssye Buccini December 4, 2003