Definitions by Khryssye Buccini

Wielobobulous

The quality of being bleach blonde, 5'11, 185 and 56. Life-long gasdocker. Body of a God.

"Ohmigosh, Allysanneh. That Michigan is soooo Wielobobulous!"

Wielobobulous by Khryssye Buccini December 4, 2003

Wielobob 

The male member.

"Oh, is that what you kids are calling it these days?"

Wielobob by Khryssye Buccini December 4, 2003

Turkey 

Everyone's dated one of these. Drives a 4-banger burnt orange Ford Ranger and has scruffy facial hair and three buds. One typical thinks he is Eminem, another an Abercrombie model, and third looks like something off Plant of the Apes. He was your first REAL boyfriend.

"I can't wait to meet your new Turkey, Khryssye."

Turkey by Khryssye Buccini December 4, 2003