Definitions by Khaos D.

Bitchard 

A variant of the name "Richard," formed by fusing "Bitch" onto the first syllable. However, this name can be used for anyone.

Essentially: "Complaining Dick"

Michael: "I don't want to go to Hastings with you two retards!"

Yohann: "Well, you don't have to be such a Bitchard about it."

Bitchard by Khaos D. May 13, 2009

Jari 

(yah-ree) n. Another name for movies that don't incorporate desirable hollywood elements, and instead rely on excessive blood and gore, pointless nudity, confusing storylines, campy dialogue, and unknown actors. Usually known to be horror, and often have "Zombies," "Vampires," "Madness," or "from Hell" in the title.

Synonymous with Grindhouse. Derived from a resident of Lake Jackson who is known to own shelves of these.

Guy 1: "Hey, come on over! We're watching 'Motocross Zombies from Hell!'"

Guy 2: "Oh, no, not another Jari..."

Jari by Khaos D. August 18, 2008

Auto-B.A.M.F.

adj. That which is B.A.M.F. based merely on first impressions, not skills.

Even though the guy was a wimp, his appearence made him Auto-B.A.M.F.

Auto-B.A.M.F. by Khaos D. August 17, 2008

Auto-B.A.M.F.

adj.) The quality of that which is awesome, or B.A.M.F., without having to prove itself.
In other words, something or someone that is B.A.M.F. simply based on appearence, body language, voice, or skill that hasn't yet been witnessed.

"Even though the guy lost the fight, his entrance made him Auto-B.A.M.F."

"The man staring at me was an Auto-B.A.M.F. I didn't want to second guess him."

Auto-B.A.M.F. by Khaos D. August 6, 2008