18 definitions by KevinCA$H
this is a permantly stained poopie trail leading down one's backside, especially that of a gimp. only prolonged exposure to fudge mountains and other such fecal matter will lead to a fudge trail. extreme cases of fudge trails necessitate prompt medical attention.
by KevinCA$H August 4, 2006
the act of packing the fudge canal of a naive slapper customarily performed by a dirty arab...this fuckhole actually believes this will win his heart, when in reality he cant believe wut a dumb whorebag she really is...
"When Helmski showed up at the dorm, he dirty nikki'd that ho'z bunghole till it bleed...the stench was awful!"
by KevinCA$H August 5, 2006
a beaver cleaver refers to the buzzer the female uses to trim her bush in an attempt to portray a clean vagina to her naive partner, who should know what a filthy cunt she really has...
by KevinCA$H August 4, 2006
blowing a large load in a female'z face while watchin a yankeez game, preferably when they are winning or about to win..."
"i gave that bitch a bronx bomber just as giambi won it for them in the ninth with a 2 run homer!!!"
by KevinCA$H August 4, 2006
these other people got it all fucked up. a muffdiver is someone who goes down on a female, but they choose to do so only while wearing a wetsuit or scuba gear.
by KevinCA$H August 4, 2006
similar to the dirty sanchez, only the female must first ask to be forgiven for all her sinz. after pounding her anus unmercifully, the male then procedes to bless her by painting a chocolate cross on her forehead with his fudge covered johnson. traditionally done on sunday mornings.
"After her dirty confessional, Kimmy couldnt poo right for a week, and she had an undeniable craving for pudding popz."
by KevinCA$H August 4, 2006
after making a boston pancake on your loverz chest, send her outside to lay in the sun for about an hour. hence a boston fudge pie is formed...
by KevinCA$H August 4, 2006