Definitions by KevinCA$H
peter peter blumpkin eater
after the act of giving his homosexual lover the infamous blumpkin, the gay male then procedes to dive headfirst into the toilet as if he were bobbing for apples. only after consuming all the turdz can he be called "peter peter blumpkin eater".
peter peter blumpkin eater by KevinCA$H August 3, 2006
kosher hot lunch
the same as the infamous hot lunch, except you must first take the poo poo to be blessed by a certified kosher rabbi. very important if the female recipient is of the jewish faith and wishes to abide by her up bringing.
"Sweetie, do u wanna go get a sandwich or would u prefer a HOT LUNCH???"
"I know a great spot where we can both get an awesome KOSHER HOT LUNCH!!!"
"I know a great spot where we can both get an awesome KOSHER HOT LUNCH!!!"
kosher hot lunch by KevinCA$H August 3, 2006
heather tarbreath
this refers to a female whose cigarette breath fills the room due to her excessive smoking of up to 3 packs a day. the nicotine boost might also cause her to talk quite excessively. in order to counter this condition, the male must go to COSTCO and buy an economy pack of tic-tacz, feeding them to the unsuspecting female at 5 min. intervals, until which time he can bang her out and cut her off for good. cinnamon tic tacs work the best.
heather tarbreath by KevinCA$H August 3, 2006
dirty confessional
similar to the dirty sanchez, only the female must first ask to be forgiven for all her sinz. after pounding her anus unmercifully, the male then procedes to bless her by painting a chocolate cross on her forehead with his fudge covered johnson. traditionally done on sunday mornings.
"After her dirty confessional, Kimmy couldnt poo right for a week, and she had an undeniable craving for pudding popz."
dirty confessional by KevinCA$H August 3, 2006
jizz blizzard
this is the grand finale. when you're about to ejaculate, shoot your cum or baby gravy into the back of a floor fan with your girl standing right in front. watch as the jizz blizzard that follows covers her whole body and makes her a sticky mess. dry cleaning may be necessary.
"My girl fell to the ground and tried to make a snow angel in the jizz blizzard that fell upon her..."
jizz blizzard by KevinCA$H August 3, 2006
dirty rodriguez
this is when a man blows fecal spackle on a girlz chest while watchin Arod strike out with the bases loaded.
dirty rodriguez by KevinCA$H August 3, 2006
fudge mountain
this is when a gimp is confined for so long he procedes to leave a "fudge mountain" of fecal matter in the very place he was being contained. prolonged exposure to this environment may lead the gimp to have a permanent fudge trail down his backside detering any further attempts to sodomize the victim. his presence might then become sickening to his captors leading to his ultimate release...
"That is the biggest god damn Fudge Mountain ive ever seen Maynard!!!"
"I'm not goin near that Fudge Mountain Zed!!!"
"I'm not goin near that Fudge Mountain Zed!!!"
fudge mountain by KevinCA$H August 3, 2006