3 definitions by Kevin cold as Ice

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When 3 gay guys get married.
You know what? I'm feeling like having sex with one dude for the rest of my life isn't enough....Let's Jonas Brothers it and find a third gay dude.

Last time I was in San Francisco we totally almost pulled a Jonas Brothers.

Jonas Brothers = 3 gay dudes.
by Kevin cold as Ice October 10, 2009
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To eat so much food that you get sick or feel close to death.
"Dude, get these chocolate raisins away from me or else I'm going to goldfish myself".

"Smoking weed always puts me in the mood to goldfish myself".
by Kevin Cold as Ice October 01, 2009
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A person or act that has the intent to screw somebody over. Usually a "chintz" will think that the entire thing is funny, but note that they are usually the only one laughing. The operate best when stoned, often feeling as though the entire world is against them, thus the feeling to get childish revenge on all those present. Be careful though, a chintz often has the power to rally troops, and making an entire chintz army.

There are several signs of a chintzy person, they are:

a) When playing against them in a game of tag, they will often say "not playing" when they know they will be tagged.

b) After watching you get to the last level of an original Nintendo game, they will push in and hold the power button, threatening to let it go.

c)If ever giving a guy head, they will direct the load at his face instead of swallowing.

d)When everyone is munching out, they will hide their goodies while they eat yours.

e)A person who makes their partner wait for marriage to have sex.

f)A chintzy guy will tell all the hot girls that his friends are gay to improve his chances. And if he is really chintzy he will pretend to be gay just to make other gay guys chances less successful.

g)A chintzy girl will strategically never have any girlfriends just to improve her chances with guys. Note that this girl will say that she is on birth control when she is in fact not.

i)A slightly less chintzy girl will only hang out with girls far less attractive than herself.
Hey you know that Tom guy? That fucker is a total chintz! I left my facebook profile open and he changed my status to "Am I the only dude who likes a carrot in my ass during sex?"
What a chintzy asshole!

Remember that one time that we got to the last level of Mario 3 and Kevin stomped on the floor knowing that an original Nintendo can't handle that kind of shock! He just laughed at our loss!! What a chintzy fucker that guy is!
by Kevin cold as Ice October 11, 2009
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