Definitions by Kevin Marshall

spuddle

The art of cuddling in the spooning position

Bloke A: Did u smash her pasty last nite?
Bloke B: Nah we just had a spuddle

spuddle by Kevin Marshall September 8, 2006

candyman 

An erection of the penis

Bloke: The candyman is here!

candyman by Kevin Marshall September 8, 2006

Pasty

The most favourable referance for a vagina.
Originating from the resemberlance to the top of a cornish pasty

Also see Smashing Pasty

Bloke A: Did u get any last nite?
Bloke B: Yer i totally smashed her pasty :)

Pasty by Kevin Marshall September 7, 2006

Smashing Pasty 

The more favourable term for the art of sexual intercourse
see also Pasty

I was smashing pasty last nite, ther was crumbs everywhere!!!

Smashing Pasty by Kevin Marshall September 7, 2006