Definitions by Kevin C.

Fable 

An Xbox game created by Peter Peter Molyneux. While the game did not live up to the unrealistic hype, it is still an amazing game.

PS2 Owner: I've never played the game, but I will go with what some biased website said and say it's bad! Plus it's on Xbox, so it = t3h suxxorz.
Gamecube Owner (Both of you): omg t3h h4 h4, w33 h4v3 t3h m4ri0 omg!
Xbox Owner: November 9th, you guys are all going down...

Fable by Kevin C. September 28, 2004

Dirtass 

A hick.

Mullet wearing, rebel flag waving, pickup truck driving, no teeth having, bad hygiene practicing, trailer park living dirtass.

Trailer parks are filled with Dirtasses.

Dirtass by Kevin C. November 14, 2003