Definitions by Keronica Kadwell
dirty bushpigs
A dirty bush pig could also be described as an unclean human being that looks like they just came out of an extended camping trip where no water was available.
“Don’t be act like dirty bushpigs! Clean up after yourself! You look terrible! Have you been into the pills again?!
dirty bushpigs by Keronica Kadwell May 4, 2018
poor day
The definition of Poor Day is really, quite simple. If you’re on social assistance or disability; then, by the time you pay your rent and menial bills, you’re poor again.
poor day by Keronica Kadwell May 4, 2018
nicotinal deprivation
Nicotinal Deprivation is when one is unnecessarily put through a string of withdrawal symptoms, including nicotine, because they are medically detoxifying from another substance. Said person desperately needs a cigarette.
nicotinal deprivation by Keronica Kadwell May 4, 2018
tagswapping
Tagswapping is when one is in a grocery store and takes the 50% stickers off one item and places said tag on a better, fresher version of whatever item it is that they require.
tagswapping by Keronica Kadwell May 4, 2018
xylophonobia
The extreme feeling of existential dread that a person feels whilst in the presence of, or hearing a xylophone.
“I’m terribly sorry, Mr. Montgumery, but I will be unable to attend the orchestral demonstatration of the talents of said musicians; as I know there will be a xylophone present, and I suffer from xylophonobia.”
xylophonobia by Keronica Kadwell February 10, 2018
mcfuckery
McFuckery is when one is so intoxicated that they decide to go there- (meaning McDonalds)- in the first place. And then, the McDonalds employees get one’s order wrong and don’t give said one any ketchup packets!
Joe: “yo bro, I know this is a first-world-problem and shit, but I was just handed some McFuckery.”
Bob: “What kind of McFuckery is this?!”
Bob: “What kind of McFuckery is this?!”
mcfuckery by Keronica Kadwell February 10, 2018
selfie stickler
A “selfie stickler” is a person and/or persons who delete the majority of their photos (taken via selfie stick of course), because they deem them to be “not good enough” and the encryption method to be unexpectedly loathesome to the eyes.
“Check our that selfie stickler over there! She’s erased the majority of all her photos and just keeps taking more!”
selfie stickler by Keronica Kadwell February 8, 2018