28 definitions by Keronica Kadwell

selfie stickler

A “selfie stickler” is a person and/or persons who delete the majority of their photos (taken via selfie stick of course), because they deem them to be “not good enough” and the encryption method to be unexpectedly loathesome to the eyes.

“Check our that selfie stickler over there! She’s erased the majority of all her photos and just keeps taking more!”

by Keronica Kadwell February 8, 2018

xylophonobia

The extreme feeling of existential dread that a person feels whilst in the presence of, or hearing a xylophone.

“I’m terribly sorry, Mr. Montgumery, but I will be unable to attend the orchestral demonstatration of the talents of said musicians; as I know there will be a xylophone present, and I suffer from xylophonobia.”

by Keronica Kadwell February 10, 2018

nicotinal deprivation

Nicotinal Deprivation is when one is unnecessarily put through a string of withdrawal symptoms, including nicotine, because they are medically detoxifying from another substance. Said person desperately needs a cigarette.

“I can’t take this anymore!!!! This nicotinal deprivation is killing me!!!!”

by Keronica Kadwell February 5, 2018

kronk-knockler

Any situation, circumstance, course of events or interlocution which may be confusing to a person.

"Well that's a kronk-knockler."

Related:

"That's a hum-dinger!"

by Keronica Kadwell February 10, 2008

bloppity-bloops

An interjection used to cut someone off in the middle of a boring or erroneous sentence.

Person A: "So yesterday I went to the garden to plant some..."

Person B: "BAH! Bloppity-bloops!"

by Keronica Kadwell February 10, 2008

assholetarianism

Assholetarianism is a somewhat, half-assed way to let someone know they are being an asshole/suffering from above, stated complication.

That person is suffering from a degree of assholetarianism that I cannot quite comprehend!

by Keronica Kadwell April 7, 2018

Pfffsghetti

Pfffsghetti is the term used when one is served spaghettiand the noodlesaren’t cooked al denté. Rather, they are soggy and overcooked.

“This is NOT spaghetti! It’s pfffsghetti!”

by Keronica Kadwell May 2, 2018