Definitions by Kendrick Paulson

Baboon 

Going ass-to-ass with a partner and masturbating the other person through your legs.

After huffing paint, Shira and Danny babooned in the laundry room.

Baboon by Kendrick Paulson March 8, 2011

Tea Kettle 

When a male places his scrotum and/or testicles on a partner's nostrils, and the partner proceeds to blow air through said nostrils like the top coming off a tea kettle. (A high pitched screech from either person is optional)

Yo, that slut Denise gave me the steamiest tea kettle last night.

Tea Kettle by Kendrick Paulson May 7, 2010