3 definitions by Kelly the Queef Chief
My wiener just sneezed and I got cock snot all over my girlfriends face. She didn’t even say “bless you”.
by Kelly the Queef Chief July 14, 2019
My nightly shower stream facial was extremely transformed after I remembered I ate asparagus for dinner. My facial regimen has been forever transformed by shower asparagus piss.
by Kelly the Queef Chief March 7, 2020
The act of the vagina inhaling air upon the initiation of a cartwheel and releasing it in the form of a queef upon completion. Such phenomenon is directly related to and a result of pelvic floor muscle palsy.
When Ruth does cartwheels, everyone thinks she’s farting when in fact she’s only cartwheel queefing.
by Kelly the Queef Chief April 5, 2019