Definitions by Kelly the Queef Chief

Shower Asparagus Piss

When you pee in a hot, steamy shower after eating asparagus.

My nightly shower stream facial was extremely transformed after I remembered I ate asparagus for dinner. My facial regimen has been forever transformed by shower asparagus piss.

Shower Asparagus Piss by Kelly the Queef Chief March 6, 2020

Cock Snot 

Forceful ejaculation equivalent to that of a sneeze.

My wiener just sneezed and I got cock snot all over my girlfriends face. She didn’t even say “bless you”.

Cock Snot by Kelly the Queef Chief July 13, 2019

Cartwheel Queef 

The act of the vagina inhaling air upon the initiation of a cartwheel and releasing it in the form of a queef upon completion. Such phenomenon is directly related to and a result of pelvic floor muscle palsy.

When Ruth does cartwheels, everyone thinks she’s farting when in fact she’s only cartwheel queefing.

Cartwheel Queef by Kelly the Queef Chief April 4, 2019