Kazyan's definitions

throttle

The act of cuasing injury to a victim or otherwise cuasing harm. Normally done with blunt objects or with bare hands. Throttling is a common act among gangsters. See also Pwn and smash

"You get any closer to my computer and I'm going to throttle you!"

by Kazyan July 13, 2006

Freak Out

To achieve a state in which emotions like stress and worry are amplified. Commonly associated with OCD, deadlines, and middle aged women. Sometimes 'Freak'.

"If I don't get this thing done I'm going to freak out!"

by Kazyan July 13, 2006

pikachu

A misunderstood yellow rat-like creature that often shows up on the show pokemon. We can all agree that if he wasn't portrayed in a manner that looked like a 4-year old's imagination and if people could actually understand what he was saying, his cool points would total around that of Nickelback. His abilities include emitting powerful electric shocks. Recenlty he has attempeted to get his name changed to Brandon.

"Pika Pika!"

"Pikachu says that he hates the director of pokemon and would like to take a shotgun to his head."

by Kazyan July 13, 2006

z0r

A suffix used mainly in the language of chatspeak. Closely related to x0r, z0r is usually a suffix to verbs, pwn in many cases. "Formal" chatspeak only allows z0r to be used as a suffix to pwn, any other word is considered 'unz0rable'. z0r creates an emphasis on the verb it is attached to. z0r is NEVER capitalized. Sometimes z0rz or z0rzez.

z0r can be usez0red after a verb.

by Kazyan July 13, 2006

safety scissors

A pair of scissors that has been made so that they are unable to cut anything besides human flesh, and therefore considered "childproofed". This supports the theory that humans are getting stupider (see airport and educational television).

"Safety scissors are comletely useless."

by Kazyan July 13, 2006

Ash Ketchum

The main character in the Japanese TV show Pokemon. Ash is not only a complete idiot but he is homosexual. Wherever he goes he spreads stupidity. His archrival Gary is pretty much the only thing to prevent Ash from spreading stupidity and suckage around the world besides Ash's Pikachu, whom Ash has basically ensalved and forces to be cute and happy. His enemies are mainly Team Rocket, who deserve a madel for their determination to stop the world from being consumed by gayness. In actuality, they don't need to: Ash sucks eggs at whatever he does.

"Ash Ketchum, is it? Good, I've been looking for you." *pulls out shotgun*

by Kazyan July 14, 2006

kirby

1: A human of unusual size. You know what I'm talking about.

2: A pink tub of lard created by the twisted minds at Nintendo that has the ability to swallow stuff and gain strange and sometimes disturbing powers.

3: A person on a Roleplaying board who is addicted to pacifism and online cleanliness and therefore annoys the crud out of people whom they see are roleplaying something anywhere close to PG or higher. Commonly found on Neopets.

1. Uh oh, kirby at 3 o' clock! Run!

2. Kirby, you are one strange...thing.

3. That kirby just reported me becuase my RP character accidentally hit someone!

by Kazyan July 15, 2006