Katopolis's definitions

Maury Povich

A guy who is so hardcore feminist it's to the point of being almost nauseating. His favorite theme is the paternity test, and he always coddles the girls and is mean to the men, even the men that are the right (yes, it DOES happen).

Maury Povich is almost out of tampons.

by Katopolis February 14, 2005

Wooz

A human maze that was built in Vacaville, CA in 1988. It always struggled to stay open, due to the fact that it was outside and Vacaville is so hot in the summer, which was when kids could go. It has been closed and was burned down a few years ago. A car dealership was built on the property soon after.

I went to the Wooz a few years ago...that place was cool. Too bad it's not there anymore. :(

by Katopolis January 28, 2005

dsl

1. Digital Subscriber Line
2. Dick Sucking Lips

1. Person: "I finally have dsl now...fuck dial-up!"
2. Guy: "Damn Angelina Jolie sure has a nice set of dsl."

by Katopolis February 13, 2005

Time Devourer

The Time Devourer came from the game prior to Chrono Cross, which is Chrono Trigger. In CT, the main villians were the Lavos species. Even after their destruction, their Mammoth Machine still survived after the battle, and is still located in the year 2400AD, and is in the process of destroying all time and existence, hence it's name. Trapped inside is the young Princess Schala, who's life is in danger. In CC, at the end, you must destroy the Time Devourer without killing Schala as well by playing the "Song of Life," which is playing the element colors in order, then using the "Chrono Cross" element.

The Time Devourer is my favorite boss battle from the video game Chrono Cross.

by Katopolis February 4, 2005