Internet alias or pseudonym; like a “pen name” (“nom de plume”); similar to “nom de guerre,” “nom de web,” and “nom de blog.”
by KathMac December 14, 2008
verb, transitive: to discard someone and move on to the next person; often used in cyber-dating but also used in meatspace
Darlin', after what you did to me, I've got half a mind to next you, but I'll give you one more chance.
Girl, he's really hot, but he treats me like so much shit, you think I oughta next his ass?
Dude, I saw your girlfriend out with someone else; looks like she nexted you.
Girl, he's really hot, but he treats me like so much shit, you think I oughta next his ass?
Dude, I saw your girlfriend out with someone else; looks like she nexted you.
by KathMac January 01, 2009
a living being used as a fashion accessory, like a handbag or a scarf, except that it's alive; often dressed up in cutesy little outfits
Paris Hilton rarely goes out without her bio-accessory, Tinkerbell the Chihuahua. Britney Spears used to carry around her Chihuahua Bit Bit until she started carrying around babies instead. (Why didn't Kevin carry the dog? Maybe that's why she divorced him: he wouldn't carry the little dog. )
by KathMac December 09, 2008
verb, transitive: to discard someone and move on to the next person; often used in cyber-dating but also used in meatspace
Darlin', after what you did to me, I've got half a mind to next you, but I'll give you one more chance.
He's really hot, but he treats me like so much shit, you think I oughta next his ass?
Dude, I saw your girlfriend out with someone else; looks like she nexted you.
He's really hot, but he treats me like so much shit, you think I oughta next his ass?
Dude, I saw your girlfriend out with someone else; looks like she nexted you.
by KathMac December 16, 2008
hair-trigger finger-pointing disorder (HTFPD): a tendency to place blame on another without careful consideration
An easy-going and non-judgmental individual, David is the least likely of my friends to suffer from HTFPD.
by KathMac December 13, 2008
hair-trigger finger-pointing disorder: a tendency to place blame on another without careful consideration
An easy-going and non-judgmental individual, David is the least likely of my friends to suffer from HTFPD.
by KathMac December 12, 2008
an overwhelming emotion caused by frustration with one or more technological devices, (e.g., computers, wireless phones)
After spending what seemed like forever trying to figure out how to use his new video camera, Kip resisted the impulse to fling it through the window in a fit of tech rage.
by KathMac December 09, 2008