Definitions by Kat Rodenberger

forking 

The art of stabbing your food to death so you don't have to eat it.

"She spent an hour forking her food to death."

forking by Kat Rodenberger August 9, 2003

Little Old Men in Hats

Old men who drive too slow, or shouldn't still be driving at all. The ones who always wind up in front of you.

"Trisha got stuck behind a little old man in a hat, and her ten minute drive turned into an hour."

Little Old Men in Hats by Kat Rodenberger August 9, 2003

googlewhacking 

Two words, that google searches for and comes up with only one result. No punctuation allowed.

"Squirelling Dirvishes"

googlewhacking by Kat Rodenberger August 9, 2003