forking

The art of stabbing your food to death so you don't have to eat it.

"She spent an hour forking her food to death."

by Kat Rodenberger August 09, 2003

Little Old Men in Hats

Old men who drive too slow, or shouldn't still be driving at all. The ones who always wind up in front of you.

"Trisha got stuck behind a little old man in a hat, and her ten minute drive turned into an hour."

by Kat Rodenberger August 09, 2003

googlewhacking

Two words, that google searches for and comes up with only one result. No punctuation allowed.

"Squirelling Dirvishes"

by Kat Rodenberger August 09, 2003