Karma will get you!'s definitions

Exhibitionist

A derogatory term for someone who's been jerking off in public.

Guy 1: HOLY SHIT!!!!!! YOU MASTURBATING EXHIBITIONIST BASTARD!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!?!?!?!
Guy 2: Yo fatass! Are you enjoying the show?
Guy 1: FUCK NO!!!!!!!!!!!

by Karma will get you! February 13, 2022

Don't be so gullible

A phrase used by bullies and jocks, so that they can easily trick someone because they trust them.

Bully: Hey! Your shoe is untied!
Nerd: Wait, what?!
Bully: *kicks the nerd in the balls*
Nerd: *chipmunk voice* OUCH! MY BALLS!!!
Bully and his friends: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Bully: Don't be so gullible, you dumbass!!!

by Karma will get you! March 20, 2022

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A disrespectful laugh that was meant to be an offensive sense oh humor.

Guy 1: I can't believe Steve Jobs died of ligma.
Guy 2: That's so sad. BTW, what's ligma?
Guy 1: LIGMA BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Karma will get you! February 15, 2022

Bigger than me

A phrase by a bullied victim (such as nerds) describing that his/her bullies are far-more superior than them.

Nerd: That son of a bitch took my fucking savings!
Waiter: Why did you let him do that?!
Nerd: Well, he's bigger than me.
Waiter: Son, you've got to respect and defend yourself! Or else you'll never succeed in life and will be locked on his wrath!!!
Waiter: Do you think I'll keep working on this shithole?! I'll study, so I'll be successful and will have many whores, or have a wife and family!
Nerd: Well, that should work! :)

by Karma will get you! March 20, 2022

I'm fed up

A term used to describe that someone is sick and tired of anyone's shit.

Guy 1: JOE MAMA IS SO FAT, UGLY, AND STUPID!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy 2: OH MY GOD! I'M FED UP WITH YOU AND YOUR SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Karma will get you! March 23, 2022

Ostracism

A democratic procedure, in which someone has been kicked out from his/her society.

Model citizen: Hello! I'm a model citizen, I did a lot of good things to others!
Ostracized citizen: Hello.... I'm a citizen and a gamer who's been suffering from ostracism, and because of this, we live in a society......

by Karma will get you! March 11, 2022

Kingmaker

Someone or a politician who brings leaders to power through the exercise of political influence, they're extremely corrupt and manipulative that they're responsible for the leader's downfall.

Kingmaker: I decided, to make you the 47th president of the United States.
President: Thank you, I hoper America will be great for the next 4 years.
*4 years*
One of the U.S. Senators: I decided to impeach the President's kingmaker for abuse of power!
Kingmaker: Oh fuck... *impeached*

by Karma will get you! March 7, 2022